Bluesky. Not here. @alter

Melbourne/Naarm, Australia
Joined March 2009
What if Australia had a Teal government? In fact, I think that might be the thing to do worldwide. Then we could get on with a bit of real life and do some useful things.
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Moved to Threads. 👋
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Didn’t take the locals long to take it away… but a job well done by Rouser. 😂
Rouser legends at work in Ballarat.
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Leaders not liars is everything Australia needs think about right now. #auspoll2022
Honestly though, where are the all Air Max 1s?
Two Covid+ for us today, one feeling really unwell.
Just looking at those likes.
Don’t underestimate the influence of the Pentecostal prosperity doctrine on Morrison’s decision to torment the financially challenged by making RATs extremely difficult/impossible for them to acquire.
This is the moment the @AustralianOpen jumped the shark.
Now he’s like ‘It’s not a RAT race.’ #dickhead #freerats
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How many more days before Scott does an inverted double pike that lands in a classic bellywhacker. Just supply RATs now. #dickhead
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Whenever you read "hottest year on record" think "coolest year for the next 100 years".
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Somehow pressed both ‘bagel’ and ‘defrost’ for my ordinary toast and now I must see this through.
Merry Abscondment day @ScottMorrisonMP! Hope you're busy relaxing somewhere! #abscondmentday never forget it.
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Retweet this if you think Rupert Murdoch has done unforgivable damage to this country.
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Sixpence Coffee in Bright. Time for a road trip? alter.com.au/sixpence-coffee…
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