Altoholic Chronicles

ALT A sheaf of paper on a stack of documents sitting atop a wooden surface. The sheaf is a picture of a quaint house in Founder’s Point. It’s stamped “APPROVED” in green and the top left of the sheaf says that it was reviewed by “K’aren” of the Founder’s Point HOA.

ALT Another sheaf with a similar image of a cozy house in Founder’s Point. It’s also stamped “APPROVED” in green.

ALT A third and final sheaf. This one is showcasing a much different house: for starters, it’s floating in mid-air on big rocks, and instead of the quaint cottage look of the others, it’s got a spire and dazzling purple roof slats. The sheaf is marked up with criticisms in red pen. Red lines marking the height of the house are next to handwritten text reading “VIOLATES CODE 3-C” and “Towers must be NO TALLER THAN ONE STORY”. More red text near the bottom of the floating rocks reads “CODE 6-7” and “ALL foundations must obey LAWS OF GRAVITY”. Then, near a pool of Fel, “CODE 8-A clearly states NO CORRUPTION”. Finally, the image is stamped “DENIED”.