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@AltABSCBN

✨Pharoedee✨ Obviously not an ABS-CBN account. Not affiliated with ABS-CBN. Satirical. Phenomenal. RTs are not endorsements but to create warla

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And don’t be nice bout it, either. I want bitches in handcuffs by noon.
House Democrats (@HouseDemocrats) profile pictureHouse Democrats
@HouseDemocratsNov 4
Let's get to work.
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Enzo De Borja@EnzoDeBorjaNov 4
At dahil diyan, itatayo ni Angie ang Angat Buhay Florida NGO chareng
Angie Nixon (@AngieNixon) profile pictureAngie Nixon
@AngieNixonNov 4
Thank you, Florida. We didn’t get the result we fought for tonight. I’m not going to pretend that it doesn’t hurt. But I want y’all to hear me. What we built together is REAL. Every door you knocked, every call you made, every dollar you gave and every friend you brought to the polls proved that working people in this state are ready for something better. That movement isn’t going anywhere, and neither am I. The fight continues. Love, Angie 💗 #AngieForFlorida
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No one can top alas singko y medya na... Paboritong palabas ko sa umaga... Halina't gumising naaaaaa
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Hottakes (@hottakes02) profile pictureHottakes
@hottakes02Nov 1
Choose your morning show ☀️ Unang hirit or Umagang kay Ganda?
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mara 🌱 (@marapott) profile picture
mara 🌱@marapottNov 3
eh ano 'to?
aerillic ❤️‍🔥 (@aerillicyu) profile pictureaerillic ❤️‍🔥@aerillicyuOct 30
republicans can't make a hit song
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Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VPNov 2
We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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“In four years, I will be 60. It’s just a big stage, I decided to retire some of my songs. So, some of my songs you heard tonight, you probably won’t hear them anymore. I won’t probably sing them anymore. Why? Because I can’t anymore, I don’t have that voice for them anymore.” ATE REGINE NAKAKAIYAK KA SHUTANGINA KA!!! MAHAL NA MAHAL KA NAMIN!!! WALA KA NA DAPAT PATUNAYAN PA 😭😭😭
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Jai Cabajar (@jaicabajar) profile picture
Jai Cabajar@jaicabajarOct 10
Sisisihin talaga nila lahat maliban sa may unexplained wealth no? Di na nila ma-defend si Sara so sisindakin na lang yung source ng mga ebidensiya. Mga 8080
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vico blanco
@vicotinamideOct 11
OK HUMANDA BABAWIIN KO YUNG NAWALANG 5K KO SA SM GRAND CENTRAL
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vico blanco (@vicotinamide) profile picturevico blanco
@vicotinamideOct 11
usapang monetization 🫩
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CrabNBites Cavite, normalising the Manyakol Culture. Kadiri 🤮
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Jai Cabajar@jaicabajarOct 8
3) It think it’s actually good that we are having these conversations because it shows na hindi (pa) tayo kulto
Juan Carlos Ojano-Leone 🌷 (@juancarlosojano) profile pictureJuan Carlos Ojano-Leone 🌷@juancarlosojanoOct 8
I believe in two things: 1) #FreePalestine🇵🇸 2) Leni is still the best bet for 2028. The world is not black and white. Tigil niyo yan.
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Dennis Trillo mapagpatol era and we all love it! 😂
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🌌@B0NACBRASSep 30
damnnn didn't expect na si jennylyn mercado pala ang magiging dahilan para magkaisa tayo as a country
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omygod toni gonzaga has always been trash 😭
ᴾᴬᴵᴺ ࣪ ִֶָ☾.𓍯 𑁤 (@CASHualbehavior) profile pictureᴾᴬᴵᴺ ࣪ ִֶָ☾.𓍯 𑁤
@CASHualbehaviorOct 1
She’s not called a queen for nothing. That’s KRIS AQUINO, THE KRIS AQUINO!!!! 👑
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TypeOhm⁷@TypeOhmOct 1
Replying to @CASHualbehavior
Toni is so stupid ohmygosh does she hear herself? Kasalanan ng babae ang pangangaliwa ng lalake? Girl in the first place baket nanliligaw ung guy edi ba committed na sya, anu yun echos lang ung vows na binitawan nya sa asawa nya nung kasal nila. Tama si kris ikaw ung na-betray
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Hana 🧡💙 (@HanaHoops) profile picture
Hana 🧡💙@HanaHoopsSep 28
Gun to my head… I’m still not deleting this app 😭😭
𝐀𝐱𝐞𝐥⸆⸉ (@taypalite) profile picture𝐀𝐱𝐞𝐥⸆⸉@taypaliteSep 27
when it’s time to eat the rich and I get Kim Kardashian
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In his own words
HatsOff (@HatsOffff) profile pictureHatsOff
@HatsOffffSep 28
Israeli fan after Ireland wins by three goals "We’re not good at football; we’re good at killing Palestinians."
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No other words other than genocide
HatsOff (@HatsOffff) profile pictureHatsOff
@HatsOffffSep 29
New aerial footage shows the scale of devastation in Gaza
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Jules Guiang@julesguiangSep 30
May plema na ba ang lahat haha jusko
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Gago , yung mga DDS naniniwala talaga na totoo sya .Walang good looking na Duterte mga vovo. 🤣
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SARA DU30 55 branches of Jolllibee OMAR DU30 173 braches of 7-11 Kaya mainet ulo ni Honeylet eh😂😂😂 Ukay Ukay lang sa kanya daw! CHAROT
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