@Alstat1479

26.. Ravens🏈, Orioles ⚾️, video games

 South Carolina, USA
Joined June 2024
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@buffysOct 11
show me someone that looks good in black
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Izzy@the_tamed_poetOct 7
AO3 Fic: 2k words Me: Cute little bedtime story AO3 Fic: 180k words Me: Cute little bedtime story
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my teams don’t win enough for me to lie about my love for them
I@usfcardsfanOct 5
#ok
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mary@maryssonglorSep 20
sorry my parents love me and don’t want me to be homeless
neppy
@neppySep 19
no disrespect, but being 27 and still living with your parents is crazy
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They are never going to give you $9,000 to stay home with your kids. Just like you never got your DOGE check, tariff refund, cheaper groceries, $2 gas, a healthcare plan, or 600% off prescriptions. At some point, being this gullible becomes a fucking choice.
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guys let me hold your hand when I say this, but when you post an excerpt from a fic PUBLICLY, you should drop the link for the fic PUBLICLY as well. pls stop with the "dm" thing. promote your writers. let more people see their work. motivate them. this is basic fandom etiquette
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Fanfics for me are bedtime stories, wake-up stories, 12pm stories, lunch stories, after work stories, dinner stories, etc. But the bedtime idea is adorable and I can picture it so clearly of everyone getting into bed and comfortable, just reading about their faves 🥰🥰🥰
Chippy 🦄@BingleflippinSep 9
I love how everyone calls fanfics bedtime stories it's like we all get tucked into bed with warm milk and fanfics 🥹
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Dedication Chapter 46- We Forgot! Three A.M. Worries, A Barbecue With a Sprinkle, Taking It Easy and It Fits. archiveofourown.org/works/56… I hope it's worth the wait!
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the audacity my stomach has to growl when it has 30kg of belly fat right there
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i honestly think depression eats your neurons. i don’t feel as smart as i used to
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Hey #Birdland how we feeling!!! @Orioles with the 🧹on to #RockyMountainHigh #LetsGeauxOs
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americans: can we have healthcare or cheaper groceries? govt: what if we just kept changin the names of bodies of water
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So serious
$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️
@slvppyAug 27
kids don’t understand how serious this shit used to get
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not having children in honor of dolly parton
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I would feed every male to wildlife to bring back Dolly
bobby
@bobbylikesbeersAug 25
rest in peace dolly parton. she had absolute rocket propelled milk bombs on her chest. would’ve cracked that up until the day she died. probably still would
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“He who hath no uterus should shut the fucketh up.” - Fallopians 3:16.
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Fish@Fish_IsHereAug 19
I Can(‘t) Do This AU-gust Day 10 Prompt: Accidental Baby Acquisition Two women with a lot of babysitting duty, and one rescue that shifts everything. archiveofourown.org/works/90…
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This baseball team is going to send me to an early grave
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