Leo Messi 🐐// Man United fan // Barca fan NOTIS 🔔

Joined August 2023
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Bruno Fernandes, what a player
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“hi I am ebaleba” United called me and I answered 😭
📸 - Carlos Baleba is realizing he made the BIGGEST DOWNGRADE of his career. He left Brighton, who are now 2nd in the Premier League with 6 consecutive wins. Only to join a club sitting 13th in the table, WITHOUT A SINGLE WIN in their last 6 matches.
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Anything other than 3-0 is unacceptable
Name one thing that will 100% happen in this game
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Guys wey dey lick plate no suppose follow us enter 2027
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"something he hasn't done" Has he done this or is this a joke to you😭😭
Bro has a comp for everything🥶,atp let me know if you find something this man hasn’t done.
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my friend's husband called me at 11pm to ask for advice about her. 20 minutes in, he asked what i was wearing. i sent her the screenshots. she blocked me. they just had their second child and i'm the bad friend now
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This might actually be more of a curse than a promise 😭
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PSG 2-4 Barcelona Barcelona 5-1 Real Madrid
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The streets are saying Carrick ball is = Heart attack. 😭😭
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11’ Cubarsi red card
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These are the players we can build a premier league title and ucl winning squad around. We need to make lots of signings. What do you guys think?
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What if football wasn’t invented [Don’t mind me, I’m high 😂]
Biggest "what if " in football history ?
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I’m glad Neto is being included in the conversation.
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Paris way, all smiles☺️ We’re coming for the 3 points 🔵🔴
Flying to Paris with style. ✈️ #BarçaxAMIRI 👔
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You become completely free from all limitation when you realise that you are not the body..
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