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Joined August 2022
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patent pending
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Bill Watterson was the absolute GOAT for not selling out Calvin & Hobbes... idk if it'll last forever but so far, no stupid remakes, no reimaginings, no prequels or soft reboots... that's rare! the work simply exists in its original form more or less untouched and perfect :')
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(post for if adult link is over 18 years old): They both fucked crazy style on the ground right here immediately after (post for if adult link is NOT): yoooo holy shit AURA ALERT!
First look at Dark Link in The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time remake!
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Astronomers say they've discovered the first star that would appear green to human eyes. The presence of calcium, sodium, and lithium in the star's composition is the source of its unusual color, astrophysicist Mark Hollands says. (cnn.com/2026/10/16/science/g…)
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Leafeon’s girlfriend problems
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just overheard my bitch ass blue son talk shit bout me at school i'm going to really do it tonight
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Just vibe-cooked a sandwich at subway
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Replying to @HALCYONITE_SON
@HALCYONITE_SON Providence has heard your pleas, and now there is a Subway in Sulfur Pools.
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more acolyte doodles, she's so fun to draw bro.
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When Kuri got married she wanted to keep her last name because she wanted to practice autonomy, but recognized the irony of keeping the last name of the man who tried to strip her Of Said Autonomy in the first place. Aubrey offers some alternatives
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Korok Obama and his wacky pals
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Newton's derivative notation is clearly superior
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just saw a mario maker 2 video with "7 years ago" under it
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i made a nonbinary flag out of your messed up taco bell order
FORGOT MY FUCKING POTATOES IN MY CHEESY FIESTA POTATOES MAN FUCK U @tacobell
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Time to see what jonathan blow's been cooking all these years
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