@AlphaM396

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Hii sikumbuki nikiandika
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Replying to @me_right_now_w_
"Njaa ya kesho Mungu ndio anaijua, lakini njaa ya leo inaniumiza tumbo." — Juliani
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🪖@kaiyyde11h
I like you alive🫠
𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆
@Laura_arma_ni_15h
He said he likes blondes so I dyed my hair black..idgaf what men like.
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William Ruto once said "If there's no country for me, there's no country for you" People thought he was joking, now Aberdares forest is being flattened to the ground
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Yoko
@Kibet_bull22h
Ruto anasema tuache Ng’ombe sasa twende tukaishi kwa raised slums. Never
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This is exactly how Githinji shields his empty head from reason.
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Guys kuna kitu nimekua nikijuliza na @ignyharaz2 ebu explain to me if hizo affordable housing projects can be remolded into schools? I dont think anyone can complain pesa tumekatwa over the years going into schools. We really need to reshape our education system
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Let me be delusional then but Sifuna still got my one vote
Milla Tevin · ཝཻསི་མཱན@millatevinOct 18
For Truth, this guy is not yet on that level to be President of this country. He can’t manage it. And all of you who think he’s the right guy, you’re all delusional.
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Tutakutafuta tukiongelea pool. Hencewith, hiii ujinga enda uongee na shosho yako
Magalitics@1SamyBilionaireOct 18
I know Sifuna will/may become president of Kenya in future BUT not necessarily next year 2027 .There is still alot of time for him to learn the political landscape He's still young and has time to wait
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Naona inaendelea kupenya. 😂😂😂😂
Kenyans.co.ke
@Kenyans22h
It is not easy to beat someone like Ruto. Sifuna has a future, but it’s not in 2027 - Waiguru
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Is Sifuna trying to steal your land ?
MaX Holding@XCouncillor22h
Is Sifuna a murderer? No Is Sifuna a thief? No Is Sifuna a wife beater? No Is Sifuna abusive? No Any question remaining i help you with answers?
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Hiii ni handbook ya kwa sebo. Ngoja sasa utaona siku ya elections kdf barracks mzima itakua kila mahali
Malaysia ❤️@carienimwaOct 19
Only a mad man can do this. I miss the maturity of Kibaki and Uhuru. Wakenya tulijikosea sana in 2022
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Mwizi mkubwa anataka kuwapeleka concentration camps ndo aibe shamba zenu. Ama sisi ndo wazimu. Napiga nduru kwa nyumba ata. Hiii ni nini sasa. Next year ni mbali huyu atatumaliza 😭😭
Goddie
@Goddie_KeOct 18
President Ruto: In a place like Japan, everyone lives in town, they have given their land in the villages to the government so it can plant crops and bring them food. I want us to reciprocate that model
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This has the thumb print of huyo jamaaa wa masaaa in totality
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@KiloFxTrotOct 18
The unspoken thing in this video is that the Ethiopian military seized a cache of arms allegedly bearing Kenyan ’Ministry of Defence’ labelling as indicated in the tweet below.
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Mwende frey tukasirishe
CurvyCakeBae
@BellePriveAtlOct 17
I can’t wait to piss all the men off 🤣
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Kwani ni Onyango Sidika 😂😂
Richie Kijana
@Rich_oumaOct 17
I'll be swimming here tonight 🤪
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This is what happens when you give a dishwasher access to the internet
Wambui@_fwambuiOct 17
I’m going to start telling men they are dressed like rapists. And when they get offended, I’ll tell them they need to learn how to take a joke.
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Naona nikama i will just switch to being a therapist. Soon wemgi wenu mtaingia middle class and Sad.
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After getting sober, I visited shagz. I noticed my small ka niece following me everywhere... Eventually she told me "Cúcú alisema wewe na Mwai mtaiba vitu niwaangalie 🥵". I had to convince her I was not stealing any more and I will never shout when drunk again 🤣 . Woi stigma
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Ukienda kuosha chini ya kitanda upatane na ile condom ulitumia 10yrs ago
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Maxon Airo
@MaxonAiroOct 16
I need a big win. Gademit! – at Nairobi, Kenya
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