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28. She/her. Ace. This is a safe place for women who aren’t white supremacists. Christian, but “love your neighbor” kind, not “storm the capitol” kind.

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Joined March 2011
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> pass “Florida gets 0 taxes” amendment > get mad then you have 0 services The American people deserve nothing
Asshole local governments are retaliating against the voters for approving Amendment 3 by threatening to cut important projects. Cut your damn staff and salaries and cut the waste at the sheriff’s offices. Myriad examples have been given over the last six months.
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In FL we elected a shit head, whose wife wants to replace teachers with AI. Please tell me again how FL is better?
NEW: Zohran Mamdani to invest $122M in NYC public schools, hiring 1,000 additional teachers.
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its barely been a week and floridians who voted for the ‘destroy state government bill’ are already upset the state is destroying the government
Asshole local governments are retaliating against the voters for approving Amendment 3 by threatening to cut important projects. Cut your damn staff and salaries and cut the waste at the sheriff’s offices. Myriad examples have been given over the last six months.
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when they give into the whining and give us gwen stacy as peter's new love interest but she's played by zendaya again and nobody mentions it
blondaya we still talk about you
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Willy wonka wouldn’t be able to do the golden ticket things today because it would just be 5 scalpers showing up to his chocolate factory
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You cancelled your GTA 6 pre-order because it targets 30fps. I never had a GTA 6 pre-order because I don't like paying $80 for a digital license.
GTA 6 will run at 30FPS on all consoles. PS5 Pro will have PlayStation Spectral Super Resolution and ray-traced shadows.
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when I lived in Florida, the number one complaint from actual natives was that the state was turning into playground for millionaire retirees who came in droves every year to use up every resource and die, while the rest of them got priced out. now that’s getting turbo-charged.
slight spoilers for something i'm working on but holy shit Florida is fucked like a third of counties just don't have a residential property tax base anymore
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we can't let a MAN be PRESIDENT, what if he gets HORNY and gets seduced by a CHINESE SPY
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A forced made up number because no disc was available for people as a choice
Grand Theft Auto VI is the most pre-ordered game in PlayStation Store history! Mark the occasion with a video showcasing why GTAVI plays best on PS5 Get ready for launch on November 19 by clearing PS5 storage space and pre-loading today: play.st/4sRO05O
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Both Playstation and Rockstar pretend they arent able to print disc copies of the game, yet will spend a billion on superficial ads telling you to buy the game.
Grand Theft Auto VI: The Festival, a special live event on November 21 at Mana Wynwood in Miami to celebrate the launch of GTAVI, featuring a star-studded lineup of artists from the game and the official soundtrack. More info: rsg.ms/gtavi-thefestival
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once again, not libbing out, but i think that having a diversity of jobs and therefore diverse perspectives in the senate is a pretty good thing. we need more normal ass people in leadership
that’s MY democratic senate majority
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Instead of making this conversation about his wife, we should instead be talking about how much of a liability men in positions of power are if their businesses can be so easily compromised by an attractive woman, but yall clearly aren't ready for that conversation.
I don’t condone cheating, but the Jensen Huang situation is a reminder that women need to looksmax too. His wife literally looks like could be his grandma Men are expected to make money, stay jacked, and look good forever. Women can’t just stop trying once they get the ring or you will force the man to upgrade!
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A man cheated on Halle Berry. A man cheated on Natalie Portman. A man cheated on Beyoncé. A man cheated on Emily Ratajkowski. A man cheated on Shakira. There is literally no level of physical attractiveness (or success for that matter) that “saves” a woman from being cheated on
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Catholics we are so back It’s spiritually good to hate war and AI
Pope explicitly calls on Catholics to oppose the war in Iran saying it is not accomplishing anything.
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head of Chinese spy agency: did you successfully honeypot the target me: [in a Winnie the Pooh costume] okay so I think there's been a misunderstanding
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not to get libbed out but god. to see a photo of a bunch of new senators and see no old white male career politicians is kind of refreshing
Wider shot of some of the new Senators
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I'm starting to wonder if men actually invented/created anything at all
The female scientist who found down syndrome had her work stolen by a male colleague for decades
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Down syndrome was discovered by John Langdon Down in 1866. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Lang… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Down_synd…
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The total cost to build and operate DeSantis’ alligator Alcatraz was $1.5 billion of Floridians’ tax dollars. Dollars he lied about Trump reimbursing the state for. He also misappropriated $10 million Medicaid dollars. He’s a poster child for what he’s protesting.
As Ron DeSantis runs around blaming MAGA for everything trying to rebrand himself, remember that he's original MAGA.
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mujer espia del gobierno chino, intentando conseguir información seduciendo y manipulando a un objetivo estadounidense y lo que pretende conseguir es un chip que vale una fortuna... METAL GEAR SOLID 3 SNAKE EATER REFERENCIA !?
Nvidia anuncia que investigará a su propio director ejecutivo, Jensen Huang, quien admitió que tuvo un amorío con una mujer que resultó ser una espía del Gobierno de China, según reportes de inteligencia de EE.UU. efe.com/ciencia-y-tecnologia…
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Texas flips blue and they take away our Gunns #GunnControl
James Gunn and Peter Safran will no longer run DC Studios. Jeremy Latcham, who previously served as a producer at Marvel Studios, is taking over DC. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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