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Hello darkness, my old friend

Joined May 2020
Friday rewind: you're 13 years old and in the passenger seat of your mom's Ford Taurus while she downs airplane bottle after airplane bottle of Taaka, driving to confront the woman your dad's been secretly married to for the past six years. What's she listening to?
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What @RollingStones album was the soundtrack to your last relapse?
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What Alan Parsons Project song was playing when you didn't lose your virginity?
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What @Poison song was playing when your meth'd out aunt fired a shotgun through the windshield of your Uncle Tony's Trans Am?
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The guy your wife's thinking about during sex - what's his favorite @pinkfloyd song? #DarkAlper
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What song was playing in Hell when #PhilSpector busted the doors wide open? #DarkAlper
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If you could change anything about the day Lynyrd Skynyrd's plane crashed, what would it be and why would it be "nothing"? #DarkAlper
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What song immediately comes to mind when you hear the phrase "Oklahoma City Bombing"? #DarkAlper
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What's your estranged stepson's favorite @VivaBananarama song? #DarkAlper
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What @tatuofficial song was playing when you lost all hope? #DarkAlper
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What's your favorite Steely Dan record to listen to during your weekly tryst with your wife's sister? #DarkAlper
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Rank your favorite hip-hop artists by how much unpaid child support they owe #DarkAlper
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Which artist's death are you most looking forward to in 2021? #DarkAlper
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What's your wife's lover's favorite @Skynyrd song? #DarkAlper
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What music would YOU have tortured the detainees at Guantanamo Bay with? #nationalsecuritysunday #DarkAlper
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Drop your favorite snuff film soundtracks 👇 #DarkAlper
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What was the name of the girl you went to high school with that went down on Jani Lane when @warrantrocks came through your shithole town on the Cherry Pie tour? #DarkAlper
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what band's physical discography would you like to drop out of a third floor window onto your unsuspecting mother-in-law? #DarkAlper
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Drop your favorite Marvin Gaye Sr. moments here 👇 #DarkAlper
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