@TheRealDramaLlama

I'm going to open a Goth-themed ice cream store. I think I'll name it "The Creamatorium".

Three hundred fifty million eligible American citizens for President, and the very best the political parties can come up with is those two? *Sighs*

After watching that debacle of a Presidential debate last night, I have made a firm decision on who I want in the Oval Office next term. C) None of the above.

I don't know about the rest of you, but any Presidential candidate who even JOKES about becoming a dictator, even if "only on day 1" ain't getting this llama's vote. This is a DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC. That means no wannabe dictators are allowed, not even for thirty seconds.

Furry bodybuilding ad says you get to hug your spirit animal. Not promoting, just commenting. Apparently no one wants to look like a llama!

I have decided to open a store that sells nothing but alarm clocks, and insult all the customers who come in. I'm going to call it "Rude Awakenings"

I'm writing a cookbook for zombies- I'm going to call it the "Gastronomicon".

I think what we really need here in the USA is a "Common Sense" political party. They would make policy decisions unpopular with BOTH sides.

With regard to my previous post about internet-enabled adult toys. They're a real thing and it's only a matter of time until they get hacked and the damn thing decides to turn itself on "Overdrive" while you're at a funeral, or office picnic or something.

This is why owning devices that are connected to the internet is a really stupid idea. Soon to come: Malware-infected sex toys. Can you get a venereal disease from that?

Baby SHARK doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. Now that I have that stuck in everyone's head... You're welcome.

Scientists are kinky mofos...

"Dear Santa: Since I know you won't give me my wish for one day of peace on the whole planet this year, instead I wish for a whole bunch of drama on Twitter to play with." I GOT MY WISH!!!

Wow, Twitter has certainly turned into an open cesspit of intolerance, racism and hate lately. It was bad before, but in the last few months...whooo. All the asshats have come out of hiding.

Dear Santa: All I want this Christmas is ONE DAY where no human deliberately kills another human being. -Drama Llama- (I'll probably be getting coal in my stocking yet again. )

I think I just broke Twitter! Or, more likely it broke itself. All my posts, replies and the (very few) people I follow have mysteriously disappeared! All I get on login is this:

I see "Sodom and Gomorrah" is trending again.