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My coworker asked me out for drinks before he left for his new job. It was a nice time catching up with him but I couldn't tell if he had romantic interest. Based on these texts was he asking me out?
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When you try to end things on a good note, but she's chill and takes accountability...
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Dropping $1,000 on Miami club trips but refusing to pay his $160 share for our dog's allergy shots transferring the microchip to my name this week.
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Everyone is catching hell buying groceries.
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Alora💘✨ retweeted
perhaps women feel such a deep connection to cats is because both were never meant to be tamed, only understood.
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My psychiatrist has one question she asks every ADHD patient who uses cannabis daily. Not how much. Not how often. She asks: “what does life feel like the morning after you do not use it?” The answer tells her everything.
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Companies genuinely believe you're not allowed to be a human for 8 hours
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I went from making $11 in 2019 to $24 today. This is the best money I've ever made, and yet I'm doing just as good as I was on $11 7 years ago. That's crazy work.
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I once found a dog running in the busy street, called the number on the collar, grabbed him and put him in my car to keep him safe, and the guy asked me why I stole his dog.
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WTF is this point system? We just had flat out fucked-up rules like no more than 6 sick days for an entire year.
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I'm Sorry to say i'm not free this weekend. On Friday night, I'm busy recovering from the 5 day work week. Saturday is only 45 minutes long, and on Sunday, I'm totally tied up with a series of panic attacks because Monday is literally 30 minutes away.
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Boomers in 1995: "Don't put your real name on the internet, it's dangerous." Boomers today: Logging into Facebook to post their full address, mother’s maiden name, and daily routine under a public post about a prize draw they won't win.
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just found out hairless cats can get bullied by other cats because they look different and now my heart is actually BROKEN
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if you don't like cats you've just never experienced the deep and powerful love of a cat that's chosen you. like if a cat decides it wants to bond with you it's something that's so pure and beautiful and unbreakable. cats are made of love and when a cat chooses to love you it will LOVE you. cats are so special and so important. they just pour their whole soul into yours and it's the kinda love that never leaves you. cats ARE love
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I found out my boyfriend has been telling his friends I’m bad with money, and the funniest part is that I make almost twice his salary. We’ve been together for eighteen months and split expenses based on income. I cover about 65% of our shared costs because I earn more. I’m happy with that arrangement. Last weekend, we had dinner with some of his friends. One of them made a joke about how my boyfriend must be broke because I apparently spend all his money. I laughed because I assumed it was an inside joke. Then his friend said, “No, seriously, he told us you have expensive taste.” I asked my boyfriend about it in the car.
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My Cat: Noooooo! I don't wanna go on the part of the bed that just has a sheet. I only wanna be on the part with the blanket! Me: You were a barn cat before we adopted you! You lived outside for years! I literally saw you sleeping in dirt! My Cat: NO SHEET! ONLY BLANKET!
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i believe that employees should have a good or casual relationship with each other at least at work to have a good working environment but it should not be in the price of excessive efforts of connecting like mandatory team dinner every week or get together every other month.
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Waking up to your cats sleeping next to you is honestly the best way to wake up everyday
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In the Middle East, being introverted is considered a bigger crime than stealing, while in some societies, keeping to yourself is perfectly normal.
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I remember being in a meeting at work not too long ago and were discussing two options for our on-call calendar. I was literally standing there saying "why not do both" for
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about 5 minutes straight. I just kept repeating it over and over. Then finally one of the other guys said "hey, how about we do both". And everybody was like "yeah, let's do both that's a good idea". Story of my life.
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