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ᴀɴɴᴇ (@AloofTrainer) profile pictureᴀɴɴᴇ@AloofTrainer15 Oct 2025
"𝘍𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱 𝘵𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨." ᴛʀᴀɪɴᴇʀ - #umamusumerp
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Annecoon actually tries to crawl over to McQueen. . .before ending up just laying down face first onto the ground. Blegh.
Mᴇᴊɪʀᴏ MᴄQᴜᴇᴇɴ ♛℧ (@HimedereUma) profile pictureMᴇᴊɪʀᴏ MᴄQᴜᴇᴇɴ ♛℧@HimedereUmaOct 26
Poor thing. . . To see the chudette in such a state. . .
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To which, raccoon Anne would finally open her eyes. Barely— She's too hungry.
Mᴇᴊɪʀᴏ MᴄQᴜᴇᴇɴ ♛℧ (@HimedereUma) profile pictureMᴇᴊɪʀᴏ MᴄQᴜᴇᴇɴ ♛℧@HimedereUmaOct 26
Guess who has eggs?
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“Right?” Anne agreed, letting off on the throttle as they approached a traffic light by the end of the highway. With the humming of the engine below her and between her legs, she was almost tempted to just go onto an expressway and travel in between cities and just let loose —
𝙏𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙢𝙤 𝘾𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨. (@NANIWAINAZUMA) profile picture𝙏𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙢𝙤 𝘾𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨.@NANIWAINAZUMASep 27
"But it's so good though. . .ya can't blame me~!" Another perk of being so short and lightweight compared most other umamusume was it meant she was very 𝘢𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘺𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘤 in cases like this. Clenching on tight to Anne, her ears and tail would slick back as Anne began to
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— highway, and into the suburbs. She kept at a reasonable speed, seeing as there were some pedestrians, humans and umamusume alike all around, occasionally crossing the small street, until, with her amber eyes alighting on the takoyaki stall by the side, Anne would pull up to —
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— the curb and stop, killing the engine and tilting the bike slightly so both of them could hop off, Anne once again shaking her head as she pulls her helmet off. “Here we go. Feel free to order then, Tama. Of course, it’s on me.”
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Too hungry again.
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What do you mean she got a ticket for letting her red scarf flutter in the wind while she's on her bike!?
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#UMAWEEN (TO ALL MANHATTAN CAFE WRITERS!) You have been possessed by a certain spirit. You are driven by anger and vengeance. With only one goal in mind: Prevent all Trick or Treaters from getting their candy! (Art commissioned by: @/luunacia)
Image from Ⓗⓐⓡⓤ Ⓤⓡⓐⓡⓐ ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. (@bestestracer)
Ⓗⓐⓡⓤ Ⓤⓡⓐⓡⓐ ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. (@bestestracer) profile pictureⒽⓐⓡⓤ Ⓤⓡⓐⓡⓐ ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚.@bestestracerOct 6
#UMAWEEN As they got close a hand slammed onto the rim of the stump. Both Umas jumped. Although Tachyon came closer to help her longtime friend. (❝Now now, it’s dirty in there Cafe-Chan-!❞) And then what rose out of the stump wasn’t Cafe anymore… It was… A monster.
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She’s annoyed at having gotten a sports bike, but having to adhere to the speed limit.
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“Y’know, you should probably get a proper meal instead of just takoyaki.” She shifts her balance on the bike as Tama get on, turning the keys as jer engine roared to life. She revved it a few times as she drops the visor down over her face, obscuring it with its dark tint. —
𝙏𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙢𝙤 𝘾𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨. (@NANIWAINAZUMA) profile picture𝙏𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙢𝙤 𝘾𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨.@NANIWAINAZUMASep 20
She whispers out "touh", since it's just a mere hop to get on Anne's bike. Promptly wrapping her arms around her Trainer's abdomen as she thought long and hard on what is she wanted. "I dunno! I just wanna ri—" RUMBLE. Her stomach rumbled loud enough for both of them to hear.
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— “Make sure you hold on properly, then. We’ll grab some takoyaki along the way.” Planting her left foot on the ground, she pushes off of it as she turns and accelerates as they pulled out of Tracen’s parking lot. She didn’t let loose until they were now on the highway, where —
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— they’d really pick up speed, her usual jacket fluttering in the wind.
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𝔸 𝕋𝕣𝕚𝕓𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝕆𝕗 𝕃𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕋𝕠 𝕄𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝔽𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕪, 𝔽𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕃𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝔸𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕎𝕒𝕪
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❝𝘐 𝘕𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘛𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘘𝘶𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘕𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘘𝘶𝘪𝘵 𝘛𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨.❞ -𝐃𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐨𝐧 RIP 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐓𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐞𝐫 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭, 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙪 𝙐𝙧𝙖𝙧𝙖. [𝐍𝐎 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐄] #umarp / #umamusumerp / #mvrp Please read below ⬇️
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𝔸 𝕋𝕣𝕚𝕓𝕦𝕥𝕖 𝕆𝕗 𝕃𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕋𝕠 𝕄𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝔽𝕒𝕞𝕚𝕝𝕪, 𝔽𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕃𝕠𝕤𝕥 𝔸𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕎𝕒𝕪
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“Well, I couldn’t exactly tell you to get a bike yourself, since I think these are too dangerous, but. . .if you’re with me, it should be fine.” Anne grinned as she puts on her own helmet, a dark green colour that seemed all too familiar as she mounted her bike again, nudging —
𝙏𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙢𝙤 𝘾𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨. (@NANIWAINAZUMA) profile picture𝙏𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙢𝙤 𝘾𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨.@NANIWAINAZUMASep 20
"Cyclone? Oh! It's like tha-aaaaa..." She trailed off, seeing the spare helmet. It even had two perfectly cut holes for umamusume ears, how convenient! So she reaches out for it. "Ya even got this modded for me? Ya shouldn't have~!" Then...it slid onto her head. It was a bit—
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— the kickstand off the ground. “Hop on, Tama.~ Anywhere you’d like to go?” She asks, as she holds an arm out to the side to balance out the weight once her trainee got on.
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Anne grinned as she saw Tama’s reaction, holding her helmet underneath her arm. “That’s the exact reaction I was hoping for. It’s my own Cyclone. Oh, not only that. . .” She placed her helmet on the seat as she walked to the back of her bike. It seemed that she had —
𝙏𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙢𝙤 𝘾𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨. (@NANIWAINAZUMA) profile picture𝙏𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙢𝙤 𝘾𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨.@NANIWAINAZUMASep 20
It was the weekend, as well as her day off, and she'd been told to come to the parking lot today. But what Anne hadn't told Tama that she'd purchased a whole new BIKE! "UOOOH! YOU BOUGHT A BIKE?! Of course she's admiring it. She could eventually see the Hayabusa logo on it, and
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— already requested modifications on it, justenough to not make it stock, but also make it more comfortable for her, and potential passengers. Not to mention the very obvious top box on the back which she opened now. She picked up the extra helmet inside and carefully tossed —
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— it to Tamamo. “Wanna go for a ride with me, Tama?”
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