@Almumer1

Sonora. Instagram: @prgalmd.

Joined January 2021
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Being an adult is simply saying, “After this week, things will slow down!” Over and over until you die.
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.@ezanabrahOct 16
niggas delete instagram and think they become Socrates
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halcy@halcyon_dot_exeOct 13
his abhorrent and disgusting presence literally corrodes all life around him
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Working calmly because the company isn't mine. I'm 100% replaceable. Stress makes me sick. And no one's rewarding me for burning myself out.
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BEYONCÉ REPORTEDLY DOES NOT HOLD AN ACTIVE LICENSE TO OPERATE A COMMERCIAL NUCLEAR REACTOR IN THE STATE OF OHIO
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Cal@ledgetrapperOct 12
Playing a good set of smash bros with someone just around your skill level is like exploring each other's bodies I'm not gonna lie
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Dwanko🐊@Dwanko3Oct 8
introvertidos cuando salen de casa:
ヒカリ✨@xiwi026789Oct 7
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M.@blndvntOct 9
the typa light you see after one of the worst days of your life
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Sinnoh🌙@sinnoh_CEOOct 9
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saz@emorollllOct 8
dont call it yearning unless ur chest physically aches ur heart hurts and u feel like ur about to explode and die
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@LovandfearOct 8
Some women don't flirt with people. They flirt with life. Extra twenty minutes at the café. Fresh flowers for no reason. Music while getting dressed. Taking the scenic way because the sky looks good. There's romance happening between her and being alive.
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Goddess 🎀@prn63ssOct 6
how it feels to not let anything I've been through turn me into a bitter or cold person
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This level of self-awareness >>>>>
🫧🐚🧸@SibahleMthiyaOct 4
Spotting my type and admiring from afar coz the first red flag is me being attracted to them
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♆@planetmari_Oct 4
I hate when a thrift store know their worth
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The most creative person you know is doing nothing at all.
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@fvckfemi_Oct 3
im starting to realize the life I want is gonna require me to become someone I've never been before
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oroly@mujer_q_amaOct 2
Una morra me pidió una copa de vino para acompañar sus chilaquiles a las 9:20 am
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“Life is short” bro life is like maybe the longest thing I’ve ever done
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random npcs in the pokemon center when you walk up and talk to them:
Zito@_ZeetsSep 25
This is random but the backpack is really one of the greatest inventions. Great form and function. Lasts a long time, even the cheap ones. And is available and used by every kind of person.
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''When I start working, I will save half of my salary every month"
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