@AlmostSenseless

Just an enigma wrapped around a hazel and peridot conundrum. Cautious. Complicated. Unexpected. Harridan. Engineer. Contrary. Seneschal of Sark.

 Sark, Bailiwick of Guernsey
contrarytowers.blogspot.co.uk
Joined April 2010
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There seem to be lots of assumptions going on so for the avoidance of doubt: The Channel Islands are *not* part of the UK, EU or EEA. If you're visiting from the UK your EHIC won't work here, you'll need travel insurance that covers medical costs. That is all. – at Sark, Bailiwick of Guernsey
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Paging @Coughlin66 Obvs before it gets sent to me 😏 – at Sark, Bailiwick of Guernsey
caio temer
@canalCCore2Oct 21
Pq não fizeram esse carro ainda?
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Paging @CliveEisen
RossRadio@cqcqcqdxOct 19
"What are you doing?" - "Oh just playing a Switch game."
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Iván Fernández Amil
@ivanfamilOct 15
100 % real...
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In what can only be described as a decidedly taxing week there comes some relief... And it made me smile. youtube.com/watch?v=axeNSZBf…

Mission S. Authentic. Consequent. Timeless.

Mission S. Authentic. Consequent. Timeless.A glimpse into the fut...

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It must be said, I positively danced when I woke to the sound of heavy rain this morning. The water anxiety is very real, not just for me, but for anyone living on a small island. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6jd…

Puffin island Lundy on cusp of closure as it runs out of water

Lundy is in "real jeopardy" and could be evacuated if supplies run out, bosses say.

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Paging @ProtoSileaus ...
No Context Brits
@NoContextBritsOct 4
At least he used his indicator.
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Today is the opening of the Legal Year, which is marked by judges across England and Wales attending a service @wabbey. The Court's Justices progress from the Supreme Court to the Abbey for the service.
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Grandchild: Mémé, why don't you have a telly? Me: *furiously points* 👇
Michael Spicer
@MrMichaelSpicerSep 30
Most TV is just this now.
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On March 26, 2000, the song Blame Canada from South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut was nominated for Best Original Song at the Oscars. But that night something also debuted that became an immediate hit. The I Am Canadian Rant. This is the story. 🧵 1/10
Joe Canada standing center stage, singing into a microphone with mouth open and arms slightly outstretched before a large red maple leaf on a white backdrop.

ALT Joe Canada standing center stage, singing into a microphone with mouth open and arms slightly outstretched before a large red maple leaf on a white backdrop.

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Dating after 50 is like trying to find the least damaged item in a charity shop that doesn't smell. 🤣😂🤣😂
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Phil Sturgeon@philsturgeonSep 26
I know this website is mostly about spreading fascist ideology but I thought I’d break that up in your feed with a video of one of the beavers who live at Warleigh Nature Reserve washing its tummy.
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more_meat_loaf
@more_meat_loafSep 25
Tom Cruise: I do my own stunts Bug: hold my beer bitch
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ClarksonsFarm
@ClarksonsFarm1Sep 26
The best one so far! Kaleb said "it’s annoying this isn’t Ai"…🤣 Vid credit: Farms & Furious IG

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First attempt at home made muesli was a success.
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Anonymous
@YourAnonNewsSep 26
Denmark trolling Trump epically.
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Yup. And projectiles. Plus, of course, not forgetting the legendary pencil torture. Or the psychological impact of some of the more esoteric punishments they could come up with.
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@omgsidewalksSep 26
Did teachers actually hit kids with rulers back in the day? 😂
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Do you all remember when this was what Twitter was all about? Taking something and properly roasting it, and not the agenda driven nonsense that it now seems to be filled with.
Resurgent_Harry@resurgent_harrySep 26
Well that escalated. We’ve got a Grok summary of my M&SAS Tactical Range. Well done everyone
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Resurgent_Harry@resurgent_harrySep 26
Well that escalated. We’ve got a Grok summary of my M&SAS Tactical Range. Well done everyone
Resurgent_Harry@resurgent_harrySep 25
Introducing the new M&SAS Tactical Range: M&S x SAS - designed by Monica Grenfell
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