@AlmostBenedict

Splitting my time between solving crimes, saving the universe, and trying to convince my three kids that I am actually cool.

 strictly ic. ND. 26+.
NotBenedict.com
Joined November 2025
  • Tweets23
  • Following98
  • Followers97
8Media
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH. ⠀⠀ actor/producer. high-functioning sociopath. master of time. sophie's husband. dad life. virgo. splitting time between 221b baker street & Kamar-Taj. sfw. 21+. literate/descriptive. he/him. mdni. ⠀⠀ ♡ + ↺
12
4
69
1,385
My favorite view. Detective chic looks stunning on you, Soph. #SherlockHolmes
1
66
Girl, look at that body. 💪😏
76
Benedict Cumberbatch. Or is it Benadryl Cucumberpatch? 🤔 Honestly, at this point, even I can't live without the internet inventing new versions of it daily. 🤷
yreva
@uffyebandaOct 22
starts with B and we can’t live without it?
88
Doctor Strange
yreva
@uffyebandaOct 22
Name a superhero without “man” in their name
1
18
279
Benedict Cumberbatch retweeted
Mrs. Wahlberg.🩷
@shoutatthedevjlAug 29
Elizabeth Chase Wahlberg. 🌻🩷 ‘89. actress. younger sister of ashley & mary-kate olsen. known as the scarlet witch & other roles. 80’s pop & rock enthusiast. mdni. donnie’s wife. 21+ vc; made by @bitelusts
62
2
102
5,385
Benedict Cumberbatch retweeted
ꫂ Phil Burbank's scarf@SmilingBenedictOct 20
Sophie and Benedict ❤️
7
33
6
217
3,887
Sherlock, naturally! Though getting Martin and me in the same room for long enough to film it might require a minor miracle at this point. Aside from my own projects, I’m still quite devastated about Firefly.
S∆IN✞ 
@The_Big_Chifa_Oct 21
name a cancelled tv show that deserved at least one more season.
106
Pulled a half-eaten chicken nugget out of my pocket during a script reading. Apparently, my youngest thought I needed a snack for later. Truly touched, but absolutely not eating it. Happy Wednesday.
101
// Praying the Gods give me my Sophie.
180
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐍𝐄𝐘 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐒 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Princess of Pop. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Mother. Doll collector. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Sagittarius. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀originaldoll.straw.page ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
1
140
3
222
13,094
Joining the trend for the only person who completely captivates me. My wonderful wife, Sophie.
Films ✰
@popcomesOct 20
Post a pic of your celebrity crush
1
1
2
35
1,000
My team informed me that a blank banner makes me look like an internet ghost. Before I could suggest a nice photo of a local library, they instantly plastered a massive studio logo up there. I suppose the marketing department wins this round.
139
An absolute pleasure to be here. Or an absolute nightmare. I suppose time will tell.
1
9
272
Benedict Cumberbatch retweeted
Brenda.@SongofSuiteJul 11
BRENDA SONG — probably your childhood. london tipton & wendy wu. child actress. disney mount rushmore placeholder. california girl. adv lit only. mdni &&. ships with chemistry.
5
95
1
170
7,985
Benedict Cumberbatch retweeted
Michelle. 🐈‍⬛@velvetdcveJun 2
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀MICHELLE PFEIFFER ᥫ᭡ Actress and producer. 68. One of the most prominent actresses. Mother. Cat lady. Philanthropist. Strictly ic. MDNIR. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀♡/↻
1
35
1
72
2,440
Benedict Cumberbatch retweeted
stayhydrated@niiishthaaaaaaa17 Nov 2025
60
1,562
274
7,322
3,216,339
Load more