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I am teaching myself how to be free| The lucky one 🍀 | Jesus baby | Feminist👑

England, United Kingdom
Joined June 2010
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Wrap your fists so tightly around that bliss and be happy. - Angel Haze
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He knows you’re not having an affair with her, he wants you to sack her.
The lady that cleans my house, the husband just called me this morning to accuse me of having an affair with his wife. I was dumbfounded. I am still in shock
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Pls don’t sack her. That’s what he wants.
The lady that cleans my house, the husband just called me this morning to accuse me of having an affair with his wife. I was dumbfounded. I am still in shock
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Lost my 374 day fitness streak yesterday. I’m not okay 😞 🥹
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My unpopular opinion on this matter has always been that you’ll never see good people crying online about being excluded because they’re usually included 🤷🏽‍♀️
She told me it would be a small family wedding in the sitting room. Then Belle Naija covered it, it was a full-blown wedding, and I only found out online. But God is faithful. They’re divorced now.
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As long as men can’t experience Hyperemesis Gravidarum, their opinions remain null and void. Ariwo lasan
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Yes. The fuck?
Is it rude to bring your dog to someone's house without asking first?
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For those who are confused... women make TP into a makeshift pad, not a tampon. I have never ever in my entire life heard of anybody doing this. xitter.cf/CharlotteAlter/status/…
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I was here first?
If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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21 years ago I named "Reddit" and everyone said it was a horrible name, but I insisted one day people would say "I read it on reddit" and used my CEO-privilege to overrule everyone + kept the name. Now the company twitter account (unbeknownst to them) is making the joke. Heh.
I'd tell you a joke, but you've probably already Reddit.
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There should be an app where you upload your bills and bored billionaires swipe right to pay them.
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i’m CRYINGJFJFJFJFJJFJFFJFJFJFJ hes a quick thinker though ill give him that 😭😭😭😭😭
🚨 WATCH: Robert Jenrick asks Reform UK's audience to stand up if they work
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Replying to @TKOTriggerX
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Her life don set . Academics >>>>
Oluwadamilola Alabi, AAT, ACA (Qualified). Graduated at 19 with a perfect 5.0/5.0 CGPA (First Class Honours) First 5.0 in Accounting Department history and 3rd in Redeemer’s University Best Graduating Student, @RedeemersUni Class of 2026. …. 4 years well spent!! Glory to God
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Person wey no dey see
Ayra Starr was watching Diamond Platnumz perform and she didn’t look impressed at all. Look at her facial expression. 😭
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It's people borrowing that never borrowed before. 😭😭😭
Saudi Arabia seeks $8 billion loan as Iran war pressures its economy.
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I don’t think he has a bigger fan than her so honestly this is actually BEST 😂😂😂. I’m so happy for her
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