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Joined December 2012
Friday reminder that Lauri Markkanen will be a league MVP one day.
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It’s what every team does brother
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Not really sure how you don’t fire Dan Quinn- just egregious mismanagement of timeouts, plays clocks, like junior high type stuff.
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Need that RJ Godfrey news to smack me across the face on this fine Tuesday morning.
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Tuna loved listening to ya tonight @FieldYates, @ChaseDaniel and @LRiddickESPN . Clean, informative, my fave commentary in long while.
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Nick Sirianni bout to get a nice long London vacation. No serious franchise can keep him and Manion after this start.
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In an elimination game in the ALDS Murakami went 0/4 with 4 Ks. Superstar.
Murakami stans can’t explain how this fraud has 200 Ks and a batting average nearing the Mendoza line. Superstar my ass
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Murakami stans can’t explain how this fraud has 200 Ks and a batting average nearing the Mendoza line. Superstar my ass
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I like going to Publix when I want to spend 47 minutes waiting for a sub to be made and then 7 minutes eating it.
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JU⚡️TIN retweeted
TALK TO 'EM TETAIROA 🗣️ 🏈 14 rec 🏈 192 yards 🏈 2 TD All single-game career highs 🔥
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Where all the bitch-ass ringless Padres fans at now.
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Kaner promptly rescuing me from my baseball melancholy #Blackhawks
Patrick Kane scores his first goal back with the Blackhawks
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JU⚡️TIN retweeted
Luli wears the crown 👑
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Gabi Moreno did something that no Dback has ever done. Not Gonzo, not Goldy, not Walker, not Ketel. First catcher to do it in almost 15 years. Pretty damn impressive and the highlight from the 2026 campaign. NL Batting Title, Way to go 14. #Dbacks
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I’ll make you a deal. If #DBACKS make the postseason and Pavin Smith is on the roster at end of game 162, I’ll get his name and number tattooed on my arm. If that doesn’t happen- you eat a pile of dogshit. Do you accept these terms dumbass?
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Blaney had some words, 🌀 Carson Hocevar said stop talking old man. 😂
Carson Hocevar was ready!!! He ain’t no pushover‼️ Blaney got layed out💯
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2- run Lawlar triple of a Righty you cock smoker #Dbacks xitter.cf/alexjweiner/status/210…
None of those 3 have hit righties all year.. do you even watch any of the games? Groover simply isn't a mlb quality player
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Seems like only yesterday. Good palate cleanser this weekend. Most epic WS of all time. #Dbacks
Take a trip down Memory Lane... Narrated by Greg Schulte
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