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Joined December 2024
Replying to @Allseeingod
Blitzo takesover cause yes. #Parodytwt #SCREWTHEALGORITHIM
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Can we kill all birds
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That's not a bad idea
Every imp at the palace loves Blitzø. He could use this fame to become the face of a revolution against the Goetia. BLITZØ, PLEASE HEAR ME OUT AND LEAD THE WORKING CLASS TO VICTORY!!
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nope not a single thing
“Very much glad I was here before him.” “Also what, not a single client?”
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Glad you was here first instead of stolas. Uhh nothing rn we haven't gotten a job in a bit
“I’m glad I’m finally here!” “Now, what can I do?
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(📌) [MILLIE TAKEOVER!] #PARODYTWITTER (6/6)
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Im agreeing with you
Are you agreeing with me or wrong?
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Genuinely not even close
Hazbin, absolutely hazbin, not even close
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Yeah sure crackhead
just a statue? HA nahhh, it is more than it seems . Anyway.. taking this opportunity~
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Its a staute gramps, calm down
the bro got replaced by some random little imp 😭
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You've got yourself a fucking deal kid
Assassins from Hell. That IS interesting. Won't say you would succeed in killing anyone I need killed. Because you would most likely die. But I do see a business opportunity in this. If you are interested, let's meet in your office tomorrow.
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If anyone fucked you over in hell we can go to earth and kill them for you basically hired gun for hire but better. And all I did was find this cool ass statue
Hm. I'm not gonna question you on the name. So Blitz. What exactly do you do? I have to assume you are something special if this situation happened.
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Dont say that reminds me of him. ANYWAY yes thats me my name is blitz the O is silent
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Someone must be talking about me
Replying to @Morty_79_V
[He noticed something in the corner of their eye] ..Did you die- 🟡 "YEA 6 DAYS AGO SLOWPOKE! TRY TO BE MORE ON TIME!" Are you even allowed to haunt me? 🟡 "OUR WRITERS TALKED, YEA. I'M STAYING WITHIN YOUR VISION UNTIL THAT DUMB IMP GOES AWAY!" Okay. (2/2)
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