Thinking my next set of cards will read ‘Allstate Alan’ - time to make it official. 🤓
Let’s review your insurance together in a quick and no bullshit kind of way. How does that sound? 🤙🏼… instagram.com/p/BowUeDrHgMH/…
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There is a spongebob reference for any and all life situations. I promise you this.
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hard to swallow pill: eating healthy isn’t expensive, your idea of it is. You’ve never actually tried to make it work and you’re too comfortable eating your current diet and you have no immediate reason to change so you just make assumptions.
Thanks for the shoutout man. It’s been a pleasure helping you
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Y'all see how Drake never responded to Pusha T and everything just fizzled out? That's what a lot of y'all need to learn how to do lol
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What good is it for a man to gain the whole world, yet forfeit his very soul?
—Mark 8:36 – at Allen Park, MI
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I don’t wanna see any royal wedding tweets on my timeline. We got mass shootings like every other month, kids being shot at school, USA you’re grounded from television
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The Internet Allow People To Act So Uncivil Cause The Consequences Not Immediate👎🏾











