@Alllahdin

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We created Essential Kits for women for rains. We spoke to them abt hygiene and cleanliness. A day we'll spent
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Namaste
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🤣🤣 – at Mumbai, India
Aladdin@Alllahdin17 Nov 2018
Munna Bhai: Us raat..Apun 2 baje tak piyaaaaa Me: Lol..Bhai mera roz 3 bajta hai
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Munna Bhai: Us raat..Apun 2 baje tak piyaaaaa Me: Lol..Bhai mera roz 3 bajta hai
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ICC Women’s T20 World Cup: India beats Pakistan by 7 wickets in a Group B match.
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They want you to be happy. But then they want themselves to be your only source of happiness.
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Rishabh Punch
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चार पैसे कमाने की कीमत बस इतनी ही है, दो बूढ़े होते लोगों को अकेला छोड़कर निकल पड़ते हैं।
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It's better die of your own boredom than getting along with a boring company that makes you wish you'd died of your own boredom.
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Manaste..
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So as it unfolds, if it stops making any sense, it's love.
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You should treat your Past like a restaurant and not a hotel. Go their, savour memories, relive them, have fun, but avoid night outs there. Then it actually becomes a problem.
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Nights are us, Days are they.
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Ironically, Permanent Address is a place where we stay temporarily.
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Went to my permanent address for another temporary stay. It's actually painful.
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Talking about "fire crackers ban by Supreme Court", there are 3 types of people in UP: 1. Ye Fire Cracker kya hota hai 2. Ye Ban kya hota hai 3. Ye Supreme Court kya hota hai
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Sorry there is a 4th type too that's saying: 4. Ye Supreme Court kaun hai
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Ironically, the TV scoreboard has shortened West Indies as "WIN".
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You can't control what has happened. You can't control what's going to happen. And you don't give a fuck about what's happening.
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Besides, I don't go to parties, because Participate nahi bharta, mehnat se bharta hai.
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Dance like no one is watching And I am that no one in my office parties.
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