Author, The Unstoppable Bridget Bloom (out now!) & Three Things About Emmy Crawford (HarperTeen, 10/1/2024). Licensed psychologist. she/her #loveislove

Lincoln, NE
Joined August 2014
Lifetime achievement: I went to Barnes and Noble and my book was there and then I watched someone I didn't know BUY IT. 😭😭😭 (and daughter said she saw another person in the store with one). WHAT IS THIS LIFE?! (btw, signed copies now at B & N, O St, #lnk) – at Lincoln, NE
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Voting experience in #lnk today! Remember: thank a poll worker, help each other no matter what, kindness does matter, and BE PATIENT! #USElection2024
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I've never had to stand in line to vote at my polling place. But today, a line out the door. Feeling proud of this civic show out.
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Here is my precious 90 year old grandpa Bob, two time Trump voter who flew the flag, wore the hat, and never once voted for a Democrat in his life - voting for Kamala Harris yesterday in Nebraska. Thank you grandpa Bob for your service 🫑
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I’ve been all over the country in the last month. And I get asked the same question, over and over again: β€œI disagree with Kamala’s position on the war in Gaza. How can I vote for her?” Here is my answer:
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The greatest New Yorker cartoon of all time.
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I need to see what Jolene looked like
Dolly Parton at age 26 🀍 (1972)
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please give it to a plus sized girl this time. It’s one of the reasons why she was bullied in the book and why they used pig’s blood specifically
A β€˜Carrie’ TV show is in the works. Who should be cast?
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Okay, hear me out:
If were in charge of choosing the next pair of detectives for TRUE DETECTIVE S5: who would you like to see?
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I wonder how people against gender neutral bathrooms emotionally manage airplanes
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Sorry, our venue isn't big enough for a Kamala rally. We could fit a Trump rally easily, though.
Kamala should do a rally at Four Seasons Total Landscaping I'm dead serious
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I'm a therapist and our end of it is like this. Me: How are you? Client: Good! Me: Wow, tell me about that! OR Me: That wasn't very convincing! OR Me: THEN Client: Okay I'm not actually good
My therapist always starts our session with β€œHow are you?” and I always say β€œI’m good!” and then spend the next hour talking about how I am decidedly Not Good.
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i think about this monologue a lot
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Tomorrow's the day these words become yours 🏹 Arrow out everywhere at 9am ET/6am PT!
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They done gentrified Runzas
Prime Rib from Eataly might be the best sandwich in NYC
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THEA & THE MISCHIEF MAKERS is out! ✨ I hope you all love Thea, my strong, sporty, Filipino American main character who not only has to navigate a shaky social life but a pair of vengeful duwendes as well
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THANK YOU, JEN!! :)
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good morning
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Yeah, big yikes. Deplorable, disgusting, not who I want at the helm of any ship.
Trump: Would you rather have the Black president or the white president? I think they want the white guy
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