🐊12-13 Sep 2025 🐊 Kraków, Poland 🐊
Kraków, Poland
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Get ready for AlligatorCon! October 1, 2 and 3, 2026, in Kapelanka, Kraków, Polska (aka Pierogiland)
We upgraded our website too! We're giving this fancy new OS a try, let us know what you think... alligatorcon.eu/
As always, send your papers to: [email protected]
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If you're worried about two AIs communicating by heating CPUs, please tell me what sort of bandwidth in bits per minute you expect to be able to extract from it.
In capital letters: PLEASE DO NOT ASSUME HYPERINTELLIGENT AI IS NOT SUBJECT TO PHYSICS.
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Pen testers will soon lose their job
GPT-6 Astra test 4/n
Prompt: "Implement pen spinning with a dexterous hand. Use Isaac Lab for RL training, use the Sharpa hand, and create the pen mesh yourself. Give me a trained RL policy and a visualization video. You are free to search the web and download papers or anything else you need."
After running autonomously for a day and a half (including training the policy), this is what we got:
Credit: my student Chengyang Li
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Don’t worry about the AI agents communicating via CPU temperature cover channel, our CFO just clicked on “free catgirl feet pics” and ran the exe for the third time this month.
Our cyber insurance fired us.
Our SRE team is one Filipino guy who’s never written terraform.
We’re on a Ubuntu 14.04 server but it’s fine cause it’s LTS.
And last week our CTO asked what is Active Directory.
Don’t worry about the AI-CPU-temperature-covert-channel-attack.
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🎟️ You’ll be able to buy FIDELITY FULL PASS from our website (available from Friday, August 7th to 12th)
🎟️ Podrás comprar el FIDELITY FULL PASS desde nuestra web (disponible desde este viernes 7 Agosto al 12)
SOLO PARA LOS PRIMEROS 40!
👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼
Https://tickets.noconname.or…
Of course, now that we changed our website style, someone else comes in and rips off the old one 😒
whitehouse.gov/aliens/
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THC ❤️ 🐊 .
Get ready for AlligatorCon! October 1, 2 and 3, 2026, in Kapelanka, Kraków, Polska (aka Pierogiland)
We upgraded our website too! We're giving this fancy new OS a try, let us know what you think... alligatorcon.eu/
As always, send your papers to: [email protected]
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NVIDIA fixed NemoClaw to "prevent the sandboxed AI agent from modifying gateway security settings (openclaw.json)"
Except it didn't work. The AI can just make a copy of the settings and restart pointing at that new config. Same result.
They're really struggling with the basics.
That’s not how anything works. And we love it. Please keep shoehorning LLMs everywhere… it’s like going back to the 90’s! 😈
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Apparently Nicholas Lemonias, our old friend famous for the FD comments, works in @Trustwave (now @Singtel).Charlatans get a job in security
So, we got an abuse complaint today... about our 2017 webpage.
He's wrong though. We meant another Nicholas Lemonias. He's into satanism and drugs, and he's WAY cooler.
By they way, here's an interesting read: attrition.org/postal/asshats…
@attritionorg
We have a date! 🥰
Oh wait, it's the other kind of date... a date for the conference!
AlligatorCon 2025, 12-13 September @ Kraków, Poland (aka Best City in the World).
Updated web page with this year's schedule. But the juiciest talks are the ones we cannot talk about! ;)
alligatorcon.eu/#Talks