left and went to Bluesky https://xitter.cf/t.co/Uht2pKAJho ~*~* I do comedy & my pancreas does nothing *~*~*~* cContributor @reductress she/her

Vancouver, British Columbia
Joined January 2009
Did the opposite of getting laid last night (did an improv show)
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Suck it X, ya girl is shit posting on Bluesky now 💅 allieent.bsky.social
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If I die please finish all the unread New Yorker articles festering in my tabs for me ❤️
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I wish i knew enough about weather patterns to be able to confidently leave the house in a down vest
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Tired of BRIDEZILLAS who make the day all about them and not about what’s really important which is me looking hot in the pictures
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Please do not bother me I have a lot going on (I’m currently ghosting 2 separate people on fb marketplace)
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Is there a Spotify playlist for when you’re giving someone a ride and you want to look cool?
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Every day I’m bombarded with opportunity
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Just picked up enough insulin to kill a horse and the pharmacist said “are you diabetic?”
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You know what gets me off???? Loving missionary sex with my spouse
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Back on tinder!! (at Oppenheimer by myself loudly asking every man which war this one is about)
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Call me crazy but it would actually be super rude to call me crazy you don’t even know me!!!
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I have terrible news for you at 8pm central (I’m a news reporter and there was bad news today. Check out the news to see me do it)
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I’m the worry they told you not to girl about
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It’s actually just the guy who killed Jim Davis :(
Taylor Swift Apparently Now Dating 'Garfield' Creator Jim Davis bit.ly/3IZiugC
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Crazy how I’m in my late 20s but I’m 32
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This actually IS my first rodeo and i am very scared because the bull looks ANGRY
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Can’t wait for the love island reunion show in 20 years which will take place at the London Melanoma centre 💕
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Wishing everyone a very happy locked out of your CRA account season 💕
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Babe, you okay? You’ve barely touched your lava cake
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I reached a point where I started re-watching full nights of the 2016 Rio Olympics
Mental-health crisis from pandemic was minimal, study suggests bbc.in/3ZA0EHd
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
From the article & authors of study- “The review did not look at lower-income countries, or specifically focus on children, young people & those with existing problems, the groups most likely affected, experts say, and risks hiding important effects among disadvantaged groups.“
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