Ayaw ko nang magtrabaho! Ang hirap sa Jolibee!

SUPER ALLEN Allen woke up feeling different. Not emotionally. Physically. He reached for his phone on the bedside table. CRACK The entire table split in half. Allen shook and stared at his hand. ...Ooh. Shit bro. He carefully stood up. The floor cracked. …Very okay. Okay? He walked outside and tested something stupid. He jumped and it was a bad idea. Allen flew straight over three houses and landed on somebody’s roof. Man: PUTANGINA, ANO YON?!! Allen slowly stood up. Allen: Sorry po. First day. A few minutes later, he discovered everything. Super strength. Super speed. Flight... Apparently laser eyes too, after accidentally setting a laundry basket on fire. Allen looked at himself in the mirror. Allen: Finally. He smirked and feeling overexcited. Allen: Main character na talaga ako! Kinilig pa ang hayop. Man: HOY! SINIRA MO BUBONG KO AT SINUNOG MO LAHAT NG DAMIT KO!! MAY ATRASO KA SA AKIN HA!!! MAGSUSUMBONG AKO SA- Tapos, sirens echoed outside while Allen ignored the man and his blabbering as if he never existed. 💔 People were screaming. Something huge was destroying the city. Allen cracked his knuckles. Allen: Ako ang kaligtasan niyo! Man: HOY! KAUSAPIN MO AKO HAYOP KA!!!! Allen flew up and the entire roof collapsed and it made things worse. The fire spread from the laundry basket and started burning the rest of the house. Man: Bahay ko... 😭 Allen was already flying toward the monster at full speed. He raised his fist, preparing the strongest punch humanity had ever seen. Allen: Here comes the pain! RAAAAGGHH- Suddenly, Allen opened his eyes and realized that he punched the wall beside his bed. Allen: ARAAAAY KO! ANG SAKIT! He jumped out of bed, holding his hand in pain. He stared around the room for a moment, then slowly lifted one hand. Allen: …fly. Up up away! Shazam!! Nothing happened. 🥀 Allen sighed and grabbed his phone. 7:48 AM. Work starts at 8 AM. Allen: PUTANGINA LATE NA AKO! 😱 Turns out he didn't go to work. Instead, he went back to sleep. 🛌💤