True self will never hide $24.99 bit.ly/29teW7C

That's never stopped me. Last time I checked my watch still says America#doingitright

Watching halladay, the QB for Washington ST sling the ball all over this Oregon defense is crazy. Mans got a cannon#snipernosniping

The Wisconsin badgers need a quarterback ASAP#jokeoftheday

Doesn't make sense. You try to be nice and help someone and all you get is a swift kick in the ass in return#yourloss

Just shot gunned a beer with my mom#lifegoalachieved

Boss called me today. Bitch I'm on vacation👍#Relaxation

Most fun I have ever had golfing. Shot like shit but who cares#duckandcover

Pretty sure @akwalla2 is going to sleep till Monday morning haha#whitegirls#LightweightDrinker 😉

Hahahaha oh my god you're so funny#whitegirlprobz

You finally see what you have been trying to avoid. And by god it's ugly.

Alrighty then👍

Thinking about a girl at 2:30 am. Wonder if she ever does the same

When a girl asks you if agree. Agree is a strong word..

Thanks faster horses festival. Hell of a party

Cole swindell has the crowd chanting lets get weird. #hellyea