@AllenForSur3

Full time legend

Joined February 2026
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Tonda has absolutely mugged of them grassing northern pricks and the Fa 😂😂😂😂😂 Hold that Gibbo! 🤣🤣🤣 Tonda taking the Saints up 💯 #saintsfc #boro
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Always loved full kit wankers
Ali@AliforsaintsOct 18
Great South run ready!!! #SaintsFC
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Madness last night 🤣 - Had 35 drinks 🍺 - Pulled bare gyal 😋 - Moonwalked to Don’t blame it on the Boogie🕺 - Started 5 scraps with Bolton scum 🥊 - Got a lifetime ban from Trilogy for kissing too much 😩
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John@SekouMaraLoverOct 17
Osho you are hierarchy certified legend

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Send Fellows Gaza and bring on Sam Edozie baby #saintsfc
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CAN’T WAIT to boo Bazunu for 90 mins straight today. That shit prick is getting a VERY hostile atmosphere today 💯 Won’t be blaming Isarel for the 6 goals he’s gonna concede today 👍🏻 #saintsfc
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Should of been bullied off this app when he decided to make this up on the eve of Deadline day Fat prick 👍🏻 #saintsfc
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Back to back clean sheets as soon as the Skipper comes back in 😮‍💨 #saintsfc
Southampton FC
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FIRST AWAY WIN = SECURED 💪
Full-time: Norwich 0, Southampton 1

ALT Full-time: Norwich 0, Southampton 1

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No surprise Edozie has outperform Scienza within 2 game 👍🏻 Time for Scienza to hold bench 👌🏻 #saintsfc
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Jforsure on a mad one
Nick Davison@nick_davison10Oct 11
Look at the young lad giving it some at the Southampton v Portsmouth game. What a boy 😂😂😂
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No shock that the first clean sheet of the season comes when the skipper starts 👍🏻 #saintsfc
Southampton FC
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Lives and breathes it. 😍
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Lives and breathes it. 😍
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Battered on and off the pitch 😂😂😂😂😂😂 #pompey
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What is the actual fucking point in Cameron Bragg? #saintsfc
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Bricked 5 coaches ✅ Numberous skates dropped ✅ Bloody knuckles 😤 Police on ropes 💯 Scummers win 6-0 👍🏻
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Allen’s talent Id spot on again. Gowan Robbie🔥🔥🔥
Leicester City
@LCFCOct 10
Defeat on Filbert Way. #LEIPEU | @BCGame
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Reg Roche@RocheReg28971Oct 7
Replying to @AllenForSur3
State of you. We don't fucking care and you're about as hard as an over ripe banana you silly little soft shandy drinking southern prick.
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Southampton FC
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Onto Sunday. Together. 😤
Southampton FC players and staff gather in the dressing room as Tonda Eckert addresses the squad before a match, with red and white shirts hanging behind them.

ALT Southampton FC players and staff gather in the dressing room as Tonda Eckert addresses the squad before a match, with red and white shirts hanging behind them.

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Southampton FC
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Just don't think you understand 🎶
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Andrew Marshall@AndMarsh69Oct 7
Replying to @AllenForSur3
Mate you are such a prick but clearly cheaters do prosper !!!! Pop yourself up to the riverside pal we’ll see how you get on southern fanny.. oh fuck you’re an old man as well lmfao
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New Tonda chant ‼️ He’s a man without conviction He’s a man that doesn’t know How to lose to the fa He wins and goes, he wins and goesssss Tonda, Tonda, Tonda, Tonda Tonda Eckert He wins and goes, he wins and goes Promotion will be easy with Tonda as our gaffer #saintsfc
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