Allano🔰

'Uninyunyuzie maji' and 'Huyu ni nani' have to be the greatest Catholic songs ever

Bitter Pill to Swallow: William Ruto will be re-elected in 2027 for a second term. Between now and August next year is a time for you to plan on how you will handle that reality when it finally hits you. Let that sink in.

My dad told us…..then dad….you know my dad….my dad said…my dad feels, my dad was like....My dad thinks....My dad took me aside....my dad...my dad....my dad

Closing eyelids za my mum was the saddest part in my life. Her friends who are neighbours and church mates who had hired the Matatu for the wedding also dead. ICU I meet my baby girl wounded badly. Shed alot of tears man.

Full-time.

If you’ve interacted with Gen Z’s girls 20-22 years you’ll be surprised by how mature they’re , their well established thought process and very well spoken. We definitely didn’t have such kind of 21 year old ladies during our time. Those are the women you men should be dating out there. Great company and they actually teach you some new shit happening in their world.

🥊 In the red corner today... Come on United! 🔴⚪️⚫️

Controversial opinion but I think when you are around 18-23, you need to cheat or be cheated on to properly develop your character.

You accidentally administer IM only injection through the IV route😱. What is your immediate priority action?

For Nurses or MD who are seeking job opportunity there's an ongoing system in SHA that would require your help pay rate is 8500 for nurses per day am yet to inquire about MD payment the process should start mid November a link will be shared here.

Pnp delayed is not pnp denied. Ipo siku mamaee

🚨 Michael Carrick: “I spoke with the players and I have to say, the boys are hungry”. “We're hurting because we haven't won enough football games, but there's an intensity, there's a bit of an edge, there's a disappointment, there's a hunger to do better”.

Fixing the nation one by one 🙌🏾

Nurses have the easiest work of any healthcare professional, just follow doctor's orders and call him when things go south.

If you think earth is hard on you,now Imagine having a Wife like that Tiktok lady called Shiko wa style. The one who sells imports from china. Mwanamke pere pere! Yaani mtu anaongea trrrrr nikama ni ile kamachine ya kuhesabu pesa bwana. I have tried watching several of her videos but its impossible. Yaani ata hakuna break, ata kupumua hakuna, ni trrrr 24/7, na volume niya crusade. Unajua mwanaume unaesajipata ata unalia aki kama niwewe umeoa huyo. Shes to chaotic. Mkiona jamaa wanafunga biashara saa tano usiku ndio wakienda nyumbani wapate bibi amelala,mjue hiyo ndio mambo iko nyumbani. Mimi wanaume huwa nawahurumia sana saa ingine. Khabusie!

"by the way beb, kama kuna kitu sipendi ni kuomba mwanaume pesa. That's why niliambia landlord afunge tu mlango kama haezi ngoja hadi next week Monday nimlipe hio 3300 imebaki. Namngoja leo, kama hataskia afunge tu.."

1) She’s 27 2) Nurse 3) ID verified 4) Face card is lethal. Any takers? #Mutinder

The freak u built always comes back to her sensei, trust

🚨 Xabi Alonso on getting eliminated from Carabao Cup: “This is the least important competition for us”. “The Premier League is the main focus.”

"uko aje beb? Mi ni stress tu za chama, nafaa nilipe 3k by kesho na kuna pesa nategea weekend. I don't know why huyo treasurer hataki kuelewa aki. Anyway uko poa?”

🚨✨ OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or announce Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 has been voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME. 🌕