VOL. 2: ALL CAPS, live August 29th and 30th! The only AI we respect is Allen Iverson.

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Joined July 2026
We still gotta get the footage edited from our two nights show but sure we can do that
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Like French Canadian interesting or “change the subject” interesting We’ll hire her either way we just wanna know what we’re getting ourselves into
Hire my girlfriend's sister, she's... Interesting.
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We would answer this in more detail, but that’s spoilers for Volume Three. We *are* aware of the star power here though, don’t worry.
I’m a genius. Who cares about the edgy dudes beating each other bloody for whatever reasons we’re the real stars here
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What are the odds @LilNovacaineX and @TheBeaHavertz have birthdays one day apart? Celebrate with both* of them on Night Two of ALL CAPS, August 30th! *You may not be able to celebrate with Bea Havertz. Apologies.
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In fairness, we were quoting Mortuary. They said it, we were just repeating their words. Also- *runs*
I'm not bitches, I'll eat you for saying it.
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Yeah man good luck in the scramble. Your good pal @MortuaryAddams is in it too
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Hey man, wanna wrestle next weekend and make some quick cash?
Yo I need rent money. She's not joking.
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There is no earthly way that can be considered legal in a sanctioned match.
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Full disclosure, we were gonna just make it Emery vs Izzy, but Emery had said she wanted to team with Charlie so we thought we’d make that happen.
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Honestly if you wanna team with someone or fight someone, there’s like a 90% chance we’ll book it if you ask. Why not.
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Do we look like cowards???
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You told us “I wanna hit bitches” so we gave you a bunch of people to hit.
Replying to @AllTimeProGraps
@AllTimeProGraps keeps puttin' me in scrambles 'cause they hate me. I ain't got the attention span for this shit. I'm off to the side, whipping some bitch's ass and bam, someone scores the pin.
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Who wants a two night special?
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Why do people think we can afford belts?
give me all the belts instantly or I'm gonna quit and bitch about how I was used.
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Card drop tomorrow
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