A surprising addendum to the law is that 12 Angry Men will now be called 11 Angry Men and 1 Little Cuck. DeSantis crowed that this new "better" version ends with Juror #3 kicking Juror #8 "right in the nards, and then that kid gets the fucking chair."
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Thundersnow. It's not just slang for cocaine that I just invented right now.
#DLWS
Says the guy who explained midi-chlorians.
#StarWars
Liam Neeson Says #StarWars Is Being Hurt by ‘So Many Spinoffs’: ‘It’s Taken Away the Mystery and the Magic’ variety.com/2023/film/news/l…
Oh, right. John Tory SAID he would step down, so OF COURSE he won't.
#TOpoli
So wait, what does this mean for SmartTrack? I feel like John Tory was only one or two more terms away from maybe getting around to thinking about that.
#TOpoli
So wait, we DON'T get to find out which colours on the TORONTO sign mean "Sorry I cheated on my wife"?
#TOpoli
And then, as one, a great metropolitan city, home to nearly 3 million people, collectively went "Eeeeeewwwww..."
#TOpoli
Just wanted to remind everyone who voted for John Tory in this last election that they made an OBVIOUSLY BAD CHOICE.
But not cause of this. NO ONE could have seen THIS coming.
#TOpoli
BREAKING: TORONTO MAYOR RESIGNS IN DISGRACE. NO, NOT THAT ONE.
#TOpoli
Turns out "Strong Mayor Powers" was a euphemism for Viagra.
#TOpoli
Alright, I'm back on Twitter FOR A LITTLE BIT.
#johntorysexscandal #TOpoli
Same product. Screenshots taken today on both the No Frills and Loblaws websites.
Sir, isn't it true that you are lying?
#Loblaws #pricegouge
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Someday soon someone's going to ask an AI how solve climate change, and the AI is going to determine what humanity is the problem, and BOOM, Skynet.
An It's a Wonderful Life prequel where Clarence spends 200 years trying to get his wings, damning multiple people to hell in the process.
Man, is there anything Dave Chappelle isn't wrong about?
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