DYD: Ep 1

I can’t put a probiotic in my heart :(

It’s times like this that I wish I was carrying a wet burrito 🌯 in my purse so I could throw it in the face of the lady who called me a dumb bitch In front of a 3 year old because my dog sniffed her dog when she walked past our blanket

Showed my dad my new unreleased EP and he said “sounds like this would be playing at some sort of anarchist disco post apocalypse”

When I want to go out all my clothing looks terrible on me. When I’m spring cleaning everything I try on looks perfect…

Mexico is dope

When did humans become so incredibly uncouth?

i said a bang bang bangity bang I said bang bang bangity bang

“So uhhh, why are you so into Anubis” -response to boy on tinder

Game plan for today 1. Get a quesadilla 2. Get a man - phone calls with friends in the morning

I’m so hungry, I’m so horny and I don’t have any self control. Also if I don’t have a quesadilla I might die - phone calls with friends in the morning

Americans are a bunch of porn addicted prudes

Imma start saying some shit on here because @mothemothemothe told me I can

The music industry is pretty much a Ponzi scheme

I just paid $8 for a white tea + $1 tip. LA is dumb and so am I