Your favourite beauty with brains beneath Google me 💅
Toronto, Ontario
Joined October 2025
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I always find it hilarious that I can deep throat like a fucking champ, but brushing my tongue?! I gag like a virgin
Either my assistant or my Dog Walker left me half of a pizza in my fridge and I the joy it brought me to find surprise pizza is immeasurable
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Who wants to go to the Royal Winter fair with me?! I usually go with my mom every year, but she’s unable to fly down this year 🥲
Bonus points if you know anything about farming or livestock 🤓 I absolutely adore when a man teaches me new facts
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No one spoils me like she does 😭 her mind body and soul is gift enough and then she does this type of shiiii 😩❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ xitter.cf/tokatiewilliams/status…
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If you’re going to be clumsy, you better have good reflexes
Have I mentioned I have cat like reflexes?
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I’m about to go on a hunger strike because I’ve bit my lip in the same spot three times in one day 😩
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The reason I get heated when people don’t pick up their dog poop:
1. WTF did you think was going to happen when you got a dog in the city?
2. I gag every single time I pick up my dog’s poops - which I have picked up thousands over the years
No sympathy - only judgement
There is no greater pain than one of your dogs being extremely cuddly, but your other dog, not being cuddly, but being jealous of the fact, you’re cuddling the cuddly dog😩
I know I just said the same word multiple times, but I think my point gets across😭
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I knooooww I’m sorry 😣. I’m hard to get a hold of for new clients. I’m low volume - high quality. I promise I will get back to all my requests once I am accepting new clients - likely in the few weeks xoxo
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Do not bother sending me TikTok’s. I am flattered that something reminds you of me, but I am not going to open them. I don’t have the app and I don’t want to 🫠
Sincerely, someone who gets sent ~40 TikToks a day
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You really don’t need to be putting all of these expensive products on your face.
I use cocoa butter and sunscreen every morning and then I put cocoa butter on again before bed and I still get IDed at 35
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I have been on my hands and knees for the last 10 minutes looking for the world’s tiniest screw that is mandatory for Hanna’s muzzle 🫠
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You know the date went well when he says “Send me a link for a new bag - I got you”
Yes, sir 💅
And that’s exactly why you’ll continue to be treated extra special 😌
