.@TheSamuelShaw teaching kids across the globe that perseverence pays off. If first you don't succeed, dust yourself off and try again! #Pro

Become 49ers QB* Play n SuperBowl* Date Sanaa Lathan* Ive never seen a grown man fulfill so many childhood fantasies @Kaepernick7 #DatsMyQB

"In case you haven't noticed ladies, I'm famous in Japan" Quote of the bachelor party weekend

Ordered regular fries. . . Got curly #AngryCustomer >-(

Lebron!!!!! No further comment #KingJames

So on the future if everyone is driving a hover vehicle, why does the Golden Gate Bridge still exist? #startrek

Leisure Town? How do you get to be mayor of that city! #JobsIWant

Lebron James and the Miami Heat would like to thank the Chicago Bulls for their participation in the 2013 NBA playoffs #KingJames

Grillz 4 kids. Only in Oakland #BlingBling

Just saw a 71 year old lady do stand up @punchlinesf #RippedIt

@pixtakinhaole "Small set" I love that!

Psh, I keep it 1,000 ppl who only keep it 100 must have somethin 2 hide #CantTrustEm RT@thereisnoBattle: I appreciate people who keep it 100

Vry impressed by the butt whipping Mayweather laid on Guerrero. Guerrero's wife & kid . . . not so much #MayDay

Reason 512 y not 2 bring wifey 2 da fight. So they don't show a split screen as ur getting smacked silly #coldblooded

Any1 else think the @MiamiHeat has forgotten the playoffs are still going in by now?

How is it that the challenger in a title fight is walking to the ring w/ 3 belts? I don't get boxing #MayDay

There it is. #gswarriors It's time to finish this!