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God Emperor Pyro

@AllHailPyro

MA in Modern German History | Bisexual | 26 | he/they | Marxist | worlds most normal adult Catholic convert

 The People’s Republic of Texas
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Joined April 2017
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Deadlock truly benefits the unemployed because since getting a job my unemployed friend has overtaken my hours played despite me having started the game much before her
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Things I need inside me rn: - burger - Kebab - wedges - French fries - oomf - chicken Cesar salad - Carmel frappe - steak - fried chicken - taco - butter chicken - sushi
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We won
God Emperor Pyro (@AllHailPyro) profile pictureGod Emperor Pyro@AllHailPyroNov 5
Can’t wait to get off of work and play deadlock
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Can’t wait to get off of work and play deadlock
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I think the amount of oomfs I have who are to some degree horny for me has increased as of last night
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How it feels when you’re lane partners with an oomf in deadlock
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Hey
God Emperor Pyro (@AllHailPyro) profile pictureGod Emperor Pyro@AllHailPyroNov 4
I will genuinely send salacious images of myself to oomfs who ask if Talarico wins
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I will genuinely send salacious images of myself to oomfs who ask if Talarico wins
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Vyper tailjob respect button
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God Emperor Pyro retweeted
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if texas turn blue i’m drinking tonight if texas stay red im drinking tonight im drinking tonight
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I’ll let any of yall who wants to crack me if Talarico wins
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How it felt to vote for James Talafreako
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Hi everyone
zion ⚔️ (@muttinacoffin) profile picturezion ⚔️@muttinacoffinNov 2
nut in your nonbinary oomf November
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Played against a bebop today who kept using metal skin against me as spirit build victor
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Kisses someone
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Halloween is my favorite holiday and this marks two years in a row where I wasn’t able to do shit for it
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Happy Halloween
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My feet hurt
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Man had two separate plans for tonight cancelled
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A few times when I’ve sent salacious pics of myself to someone they’ve been like “are you okay you look really thin”
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