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@Alizzeeeeee

somewhere rolling in fairy dust ✨🧚🏾

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Joined May 2009
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i graduated the other day 🥳
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Dolly (@DOLLDILAH) profile picture
Dolly
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if that towel would’ve landed on me i would’ve went straight to the ER
TUFF_LIFE (@hard_tuff) profile pictureTUFF_LIFE
@hard_tuff13h
Blueface almost leaked his d!ck while he was cleaning it with a towel before throwing the towel into the crowd.😭😭😐 The girl who caught the "d!ckmatized" towel was very happy 😭😭. Is this what girls in Colorado do??
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Méaux 🪽 (@stunnaameaux) profile picture
Méaux 🪽@stunnaameaux20h
this is taking me out 😂😭😭
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🧢@shaolinwaaavyNov 6
Timberlakes neck movements were not in the script he came up with all by his racist self LMAO
wayBackinTimes (@waybackintimes) profile picturewayBackinTimes
@waybackintimesNov 5
Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg really thought they were part of Destiny’s Child 😭🤣
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𝑭𝒓𝒆𝒚𝒚 (@Freyy_is) profile picture
𝑭𝒓𝒆𝒚𝒚
@Freyy_isNov 6
i don't care how many times i've seen this, it gets me every single time. �
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Texas They&Them (@MalcHatesYou) profile picture
Texas They&Them@MalcHatesYouNov 5
Amazing things are happening on twitter
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Jasmine@oh_that_JasmineNov 4
I still can’t believe this man said this lmaoo
Rose (@NukeBushwick) profile pictureRose
@NukeBushwickNov 4
Florida staying Red amidst the biggest Blue wave in over a decade
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frankie steins gay uncle@ewkewpidNov 4
elon musk waking up from his ketamine bender realizing he forgot to rig the election
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Dr Ruby (she/her) jaboukies everything@PaperWhispersNov 4
Sorry not sorry, this is incredibly chic. To be 97, dressed up, having fun on your birthday and then call it a day. Perfection 10 out 10 Vito.
Danielle (@DLVermeer) profile pictureDanielle@DLVermeerNov 4
never deleting this app bc wdym your 97yo neighbor made a “dramatic exit” at his birthday party
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megalodon🦈 (@bopsandvookies) profile picture
megalodon🦈@bopsandvookiesNov 4
OH YEAH AND ELON!!! ITS TWITTER BITCH
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedNov 4
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) profile pictureDr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedMay 4
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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Nora❦ | ADW (@hiscoraline) profile picture
Nora❦ | ADW@hiscoralineNov 4
I’M IN TEARS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Poundcake@CaprigemmNov 4
Poundcake (@Caprigemm) profile picturePoundcake@CaprigemmNov 2
If texas turns blue Im shaking ass oiled up in 4k
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Buzzing Pop (@BuzzingPop) profile picture
Buzzing Pop
@BuzzingPopNov 4
For the first time in US history, a gay man, a Black woman, a Muslim, Native American woman, Palestinian, and Latina have won their respective midterm elections.
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@utdbrxyNov 4
how they already summoned someone as cold as mamdani 😭😭
Clash Report (@clashreport) profile pictureClash Report
@clashreportNov 4
Abdul El-Sayed to JD Vance: JD, habibi, there is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January.
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Kristen Steenbeeke@ksteenbeekeNov 4
nancy pelosi taking her kente cloth to the dry cleaner
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ThereGoTerry (@ThereGoTerry) profile picture
ThereGoTerry
@ThereGoTerryNov 4
North Carolinaaaaaaaaa 💙
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matt
@mattjoansNov 4
We’re looking at a top 5 Twitter day of all time people
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4th and 1
@jaesofamousNov 4
He be talking Cash money shit and i love it
CALL TO ACTIVISM (@CalltoActivism) profile pictureCALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivismNov 4
🚨ABDUL EL-SAYED TROLLS JD VANCE AND TRUMP IN HIS VICTORY SPEECH: EL-SAYED: JD. Habibi. There is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January. So you know what that means, Wolverine one, Buckeyes zero. Donald, look, I, I know you, you struggle with my name, so after JD swears me in in January, you can just go on and call me Senator.
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Asad🗽🍎
@AsadFromNYCNov 4
Nights like this remind us why we cannot—should not—leave Twitter. We have to stay online for when It finally happens. I already have some drafts ready for the day.
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staid@staidindoorsNov 4
we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill
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