Rishi will be making a rare visit to his local leisure centre soon. It's not steps he'll be counting and the only work out he has to do is in deciding which flight to catch. #Elections2024 #ToryWipeout2024 #Rishiout #wipeout #landslide

I'm not a Psephologist but I'll have a fkin good guess... #Elections2024 #FourthOfJuly #Happy4thofJuly #vote #wipeout #ToryWipeout2024

We are progressing. Brown woman insights gammon thug army to fight for the right to fight brown women protesting for an armistice on armistice day. #BravermanOut @mrjamesob #satireisdead #lbc

Nadine Dorries has said she would love to run the party. 'I have always liked Tori Amos' she told reporters this morning. #NadineDorries #imadeajoke #ToryMeltdown #jamesobrien #BorisJohnson #sorrytoriamos

Boris is apparently only leaving Downing Street if he is wheeled out in his pram, and the world's press is filming him spitting his dummy out! #itshappening #BorisOut #BorisTheLiar #havesomeselfrespect

So, according to the Russian media everything is fake and actors are involved.I would like to remind them that Ukraine isn't known for their thespians. 4.5 million actors in one country just couldn't exist,as there is not enough bar jobs. #RussiaUkraineWar #PutinLies #actorslife

I did something. Share away... #tiersystem #Manchester #BorisJohnson #WeAreViable #Evidence

So @MattHancock and @RobertJenrick how are you after the car crash #bbcqt @bbcquestiontime experience? Feeling like you stole the exam paper but can't understand why you don't have the answers yet? #ListenToTheDoctors #nhsapplause #OutOfHisDepth

The hills are alive with the sound of clapping... #saddleworth #covid20 #clapforourcarers #NHSheroes

Consocialism is finally born... #CoronaCrisis #Covid_19 #UKGoverment #LabourParty #Conservative

SOS @BorisJohnson I hope that you can GET IT DONE. Whatever you think it's not enough, so do the unthinkable for @Conservatives and mobilise full finance for the NHS and workers and forget 'the economy' as it's about socialism now! news.sky.com/story/coronavir… #sos #Convid19uk #bbc

How about securing hospitality jobs, tapping into central government funds, to supply and support elderly and vulnerable people with food delivery? This in turn hopefully will keep supply chains working for the duration of the crisis. #covidー19uk #Manchester #coronavirus

Didn't get much done today as been following government guidelines. Didn't realise Happy Birthday by Stevie Wonder is over 5 minutes long! #coronvirusuk #happybirthday #coronavirus #toiletpaperpanic

We have all been there like Gove and Johnson Snr trying to blag it in on the door to no avail. Yer names not down, yer not comin in... #ClimateDebate #C4News

Walked out of the house to this. #saddleworth #moorsonfire #uppermill @BBCNWT need to do a public information piece on bbq and fire awareness to help stop this.

Am I in another reality or did Charles Moore just state that teachers should have eyes on the streets to make sure kids get home safe?. That's what the decimated police are for. #BBCQT #getffinrealmate

Teacher telling the unfit government how it is, on the disgrace of knife crime #dontpassthebuck #epedemic #teachersrock #torytwaddle

Enjoying lunch after my first year judging @iCheeseAwards and I still have some room left for a cheese tasting afterwards. #ica2018 #nevertoomuchcheese