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Alison Kalani

@Alison_Kalani
Joined November 2014
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eric curtin
@dubstep4dads19 Aug 2022
why is literally no one talking about this???
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Iris 💫@Jest_Iris21 Mar 2021
Being vaccinated
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you better hold on tight spider monkey
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RU Stool@BarstoolRU24 Oct 2020
Rutgers 1-0 Penn State 0-1 Life is good 😎
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A tale of two Presidential intern pics. – at Miami, FL
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Jeffree Star
@JeffreeStar22 Mar 2020
I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love
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“Grandpa, how was the year 2020?” xitter.cf/VideosCryptic/status/1…
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RU Stool@BarstoolRU12 Mar 2020
CO-BIG TEN CHAMPS BABY! Let’s hang a banner 💍
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kayla master@speciallykay15 Apr 2019
Wow I can’t believe Nick Foles made a #GameOfThrones guest appearance
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Felicity@FlossAus14 Oct 2018
I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.
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Hanging out with friends in hammonton is just going to get food together at the same 4 places
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Madi Emmons@_madi_emmons_30 Apr 2018
I wish I could be one of those people that does stuff ahead of time – at Piscataway, NJ
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lila@franks_rum_ham26 Feb 2018
If you ever see me laughing for no reason, i’m thinking of this video
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High school (Teacher who barely got through school and managed to get a teaching degree): my name is Ms. Johnson and you will call me as such College (Professor who is a top individual in their field with multiple degrees, maybe a PHD): hey guys what's up my name's Matt
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HAPPY 19TH TO ONE OF MY FAVE HOMIES!!!! love and miss you so much girlie, can’t wait for summer for more adventures 😊❤️ @Alison_Kalani
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