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Alison Pollock

@AlisonPollock1

love my life ❤

 Greenock ,Scotland
Joined November 2009
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Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old.
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Forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door.
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Jodie Marsh
@JodieMarsh10 Feb 2013
Sometimes the rain falls hardest on those who deserve the most sunshine.... X
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Remember when I asked for your opinion? Yeah, me neither, so shut the fuck up...
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Olly Murs
@ollymurs24 Dec 2012
CHRISTMASSSSS EVE #bosh #24hrstogo
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Jahméne@Jahmene8 Dec 2012
"This is the day that The Lord has made, we shall rejoice and be glad in it" 🎶
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You know it's cold outside when you go outside and trip over dog poop instead of stepping in it.
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Condescending Wonka@OhWonka5 Dec 2012
Honey Boo Boo's mother has a boyfriend and you're single... Just let that sink in.
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Santa Claus@OfficialSanta17 Nov 2012
✰✰✰ THERE'S ONLY 900 HOURS TO CHRISTMAS ✰✰✰ #CanYoHearWhatIHear 🎅🎁🎄⛄
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Shaun M
@SM_realX13 Nov 2012
🎵It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas🎵 🎄🎁
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Santa Claus@OfficialSanta4 Nov 2012
✰✰✰ ONLY 50 SLEEPS TO CHRISTMAS EVE ✰✰✰ #SantaClausIsComingToTown 🎅🎄🎁⛄
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I heard Robbie singing something about the "back of her throat", is he singing about Tulisa's sex tape? #xfactor
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Studies have shown that if you over think you tend to end up creating problems for yourself which weren't there in the first place.
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Jack Tweed..@JackTweed_27 Sep 2012
38 days: Halloween🍂🎃 92 days: Christmas⛄🎅 100 days: New Year🎉🎈 263 days: Summer 2013☀
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Retweet and the person you hate the most will step on a Lego
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I didn’t change, I grew up. You should try it sometime..
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Santa Claus@OfficialSanta4 Sep 2012
✰✰✰ ONLY 112 SLEEPS TO CHRISTMAS ✰✰✰ 🎅🎄🎁🎉
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UberFacts
@UberFacts5 Aug 2012
A slugs sex organ actually turns blue and glows while they mate.
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''You're cute when you're mad.'' ''Yeah well I'm about to get real fucking adorable.''
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GARY MCLINTOCH@GARYTANK3 Jun 2012
Aw nut-the queen huz jist prank called the QVC channel- this is gettin ootay hand. Hud oan, the front door just slammed she's left her shoes
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