Alina

Morning, beautiful people. The future is bright ☀️

Where is the Black Monday that was promised?

So now I have to add the CEO's level of faithfulness to my company DD.

$MU 5-year chart is like the textbook definition of a cyclical top lol.

Imagine having to price in the risk factor of the CEO cheating on their wife when calculating P/E.

Breaking: CEO of Bitcoin unhappy with everyone else's lack of integrity.

If your man suddenly starts wearing leather jackets, don't bother checking his DMs. You already know what's going on.

Jensen really waited 41 years into his marriage to cheat, just to fuck your calls and pop the AI bubble. LMAO $NVDA

I can't handle another red day. Someone get Jensen's wife to publicly forgive him ASAP. 💀 $NVDA

The uncertainty in the market rn is not about if he divulged any secrets. It's whether the leather jacket stayed on. $NVDA

Jensen’s wife could single-handedly end the stock market if she wanted to. 😂 $NVDA

If the market is red tomorrow ahead of CPI, the numbers will come in better than expected and Tuesday will moon. If the market is green, CPI will come in worse than expected and Tuesday will melt. This is the way. 😂

Gonna be rough when the people begging for a crash realize they have no money.

Whatever was left of the NFT market is now collapsing from dead to deader than dead. Not even kidding.

Please, AI god, I just need one more hit of memory storage to break even. 🥹

Putting $500 on black at a casino roulette table and hitting a 10x probably has better odds than trading options these days. Lmfao. 😂

What to do while the Casino is closed? TPS Reports?

Next stop: hyperscaler capex cuts → earnings misses accelerate → 2Y yield collapses → oil can’t recover Then 1929, then 2008.💁‍♀️

Everyone will pile into semi shorts now. Shit will explode upwards.

Calling $NVDA a meme stock when it posted 75% gross margins for fiscal 2025 is a choice. Overvalued? Debate it. Meme? No.