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Cambridge UK
Joined August 2012
Excited about this gig, people of Banbury: come join us
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Starting to think Rishi is career planning for a future in oil and gas, I guess he's best to keep his option open.
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I think they've finally gone insane.
Today we are saying no to @JustStop_Oil and their political wing the Labour Party  We will power ahead with new oil and gas because it’s in the best interests of the British people, of our economy and of our national security
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I never virtue signal, if you don’t believe me just ask the refugee kids I teach English to
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Dear British Gas, Fuck you. Love, everyone.
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We are putting on a belter of a night at the Lodge in Duxford with these amazing comedians @travisjayent @KathMathComedy @paulyftaylor @AliWarship Tickets are on sale now -> wegottickets.com/event/58479… #comedy #livecomedy #comedyclub #cambridge #cambridgeshire
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Don’t forget to book your tickets 🎟️ for this live podcast 🎧 recording all about breakups ❤️‍🩹, love, relationships, polyamory, sex, dating, marriage and more with @jamesrosscomedy @stephanie_laing @darrangriff @AliWarship @CambJunction on 9 July #comedy #cambridge #dating
📣 The Breakup Monologues will be LIVE @CambJunction on 9 July with guests @jamesrosscomedy @stephanie_laing @darrangriff @AliWarship 📣 Get tickets 🎟️junction.co.uk/events/rosie-… Listen to the pod 🎧podfollow.com/breakupmonolog… Check out the book 📚amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/1472982… #Cambridge
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📣 The Breakup Monologues will be LIVE @CambJunction on 9 July with guests @jamesrosscomedy @stephanie_laing @darrangriff @AliWarship 📣 Get tickets 🎟️junction.co.uk/events/rosie-… Listen to the pod 🎧podfollow.com/breakupmonolog… Check out the book 📚amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/1472982… #Cambridge
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Cannot wait for this!!
📣 The Breakup Monologues will be LIVE @CambJunction on 9 July with guests @jamesrosscomedy @stephanie_laing @darrangriff @AliWarship 📣 Get tickets 🎟️junction.co.uk/events/rosie-… Listen to the pod 🎧podfollow.com/breakupmonolog… Check out the book 📚amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/1472982… #Cambridge
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I moved to Cambridge for love and that love is economic inequality
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Yeah sex is bad but have you tried being the parent that ISNT working a night shift then your kid has a tummy bug?
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There’s no greater relief in life than seeing the “you’re muted” message on zoom after a rip roaring fart
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I support the teachers strike more than the nurses… and I am a nurse! I truly trust my daughters teacher more than I trust myself
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Ali Warwood 💙 retweeted
retweet if you think the government should just stop oil
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Oh my god can people stop wanging on about Royal Family gossip, the nhs is literally dying
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Desperately need a digital detox! Scary how much time i’m spending getting fingered
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I don’t watch much telly so make of this what you will but the Traitors is the best TV programme ever. I’m loving it even though Twitter has spoiled it for me and revealed the winner
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Little maths problem for you: if I give £630million to my mates for PPE equipment that can't be used, how many nurses could I have employed instead? #RishiSunak
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Me singing to my Dad: “All I want for Christmas is yoooooooouuuuu… to stop going on about how much you love the A5”
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