Loved by your parents, disappointment to mine. 1 and 1/2 llamas in a trenchcoat

South London
Joined October 2009
Anxious in the sheets, smiling at dogs in the streets
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Perhaps Southern Rail are ready for a title push this season @FootballCliches
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Very rarely tweet, even more rarely about politics but after voting Labour at every election bar one (cheers Nick) there is no chance I’m voting for them whilst this ghoul is in charge and that feels weird and sad
🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer says that trans women should be banned from women-only spaces. Asked if trans women (even those with GRCs) have the right to use women's spaces, Starmer said: "No. They don’t have that right. They shouldn’t". (Via The Times)
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When you’re shot by a Kiwi Cowboy
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Ok, I’ll bite. What is a Benson Boone
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Dalia Fazoletti you have to stop. You smoke too tough, your lust for life too whimsical, they’ll kill you Dalia Fazoletti
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They’re the same height?! #SmallestGeezer
Only a few thousand miles to go... My morning run with @HardestGeezer, congrats on Project Africa hitting £1 million.
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Bruno Fernandes
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Why doesn’t the biggest Boygenius simply eat the other two
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Andrew when he wanders his way into the money off Harry’s traitoring #TheTraitorsUK
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What’s the charge? A sip of succulent fizzy rosé?! #TheTraitors
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Me at 14 posting ‘real eyes realise real lies’ as my MSN screen name
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Trans Rights are Human Rights, Fuck the Tories All day everyday
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We already have national service and it’s being cast in 2:22 A Ghost Story
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The defender in this is legitimately called ‘Jihad’ Some American parent was watching CNN at the height of the war on terror and thought ‘that’d be a good name for my baby’
Aaron Rodgers had a heated exchange after a late hit 🗣️ “Show some respect bro. I don’t even know who you are.” …then he threw a TD. 🤷‍♂️ (via @NFL)
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Strange place to keep trophies but I guess if they’re small enough
Replying to @henrywinter
Correct Henry! You know he is always welcome back to the PL but with some trophies under his bell.
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Seeing as my own Dad once bought me a 4 pack of Castlemaine XXXX before a teenage party and said “go easy”, it’s not hard for me to see Postecoglu as a father figure
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Sam Ryder has Lib Dem energy and I will not be explaining myself further
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Someone check on @JackPittBrooke after that Milan goal, the Ndombeliever-in-chief
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.@FootballCliches Wore this T-shirt this evening, when the barman at the pub asked what it meant and I told him he just went quiet and nodded uncomfortably
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