A fierce Flexo Viking born in the land of Fire and Ice🇮🇸Currently working on my Twitter bio.Check again when Russia has been kicked out of Ukraine💙💛

Joined May 2022
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Alfred retweeted
IMPORTANT: THE SWEDISH POLICE OFFICER WHO WAS KILLED IN COPENHAGEN. THE FATHER’S LETTER TO the Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen. 8 October, Sweden Everything has a limit, and then you either stand by it or explain it. I am Johan Zedig, father of Christian Zedig, who was beaten down/murdered in Denmark/Copenhagen. Christian was a police officer. He swore to protect the justice system we have here in Sweden, and which is presumably the same in Denmark. Christian intervened against people who had already come intending to cause trouble, and he tried to restore calm during the football match itself. The person who struck him, and who was already known for violence, simply wanted an outlet for his inner aggression. That is already in the records, and there are surely witnesses as well. So this is how I see it: I have no more tears left, the family is struggling in the dark, and children and grandchildren are stumbling forward in a system that has apparently been hollowed out. Therefore, as Christian’s father, I want to meet you as Denmark’s prime minister. I want you and me to meet face to face, and there you must explain to me how one can give only 12 months for a murder. (It was planned to hit someone, and everyone knows that.) I imagine you coming here, to Astrid Lindgren’s World, Mariannelund, Katthult, Bullerbyn … Where children get their fairy tales, where life begins. So Mette Frederiksen, I am waiting for you and for an answer from your ministry. My Christian must not have died in vain. I can be reached at [email protected] I am waiting for you to have the courage to reply. Kind regards Johan Zedig
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Alfred retweeted
What a fucking dumb argument. I know people who chain-smoked their entire lives and didn't get cancer. That doesn't mean cigarettes aren't bad for you.
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Latest threat from the Kremlin...
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How on Earth have I never seen this guy before?! He’s absolutely brilliant & I’ve just spent more than an hour going through past posts! Hilarious! 😂👏🏻
Hansel & Gretel witch exposed
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Fuck this guy with a rusty shovel
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lol almost 4 years later🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
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Ffs. It was only a 7 hour flight. I almost couldn't concentrate with all that complaining.
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Norwegian researchers drove a Chinese EV into a mine to cut it off from the world. It still tried to call home. The project is called Project Lion Cage. Tor Indstøy, a Telenor security executive, monitored his own NIO ES8 SUV for years. About 90% of the connections he logged went to Chinese servers, even though NIO tells European customers their data is processed in Europe. The car carries cameras, microphones, location tracking and always-on modems. Most traffic is encrypted, so researchers could see where it went, not what it held. That is the gap. China's National Intelligence Law requires companies to assist state intelligence work. Nobody has proven spying. The question is who can be forced to hand over the feed. A separate test by Oslo transit operator Ruter found the Chinese Yutong bus could be reached by its maker through software updates, including battery and power systems. Yutong says it cannot control steering or brakes. Countries buying cheap Chinese EVs should expect to ask what else comes with the price. Is a lower sticker price worth putting a Chinese-controlled sensor on every street?
Norway 🇳🇴 put Chinese 🇨🇳 EVs in a mine so the cars could not “see” the outside world. 🚘 They still tried to call home. 🛜 Researchers found data moving with the car switched off. About 90% of the traffic from the car they tore down went to China. Same country now selling cheap EVs into Canada. 🇨🇦 Cameras. Mics. Always-on modems. PRC intelligence law. This is not a green-car debate. ♻️ It is a rolling sensor debate. 🛰️ Ottawa wants the cheap sticker price. Beijing wants the feed. #cdnpoli #CCP
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king charles got a massive fight with queen elizabeth and royal advisors bc he insisted on flying to Paris to bring Diana's body back on a royal aircraft, and to ensure the coffin was draped in the Royal Standard and im supposed to believe he said “we’ll forget her soon enough”…
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While the world has Nirvana, Russians had this..
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And it would have saved a lot of lives if Churchill had surrendered to Hitler in 1939 At least, at the start
“If Ukraine would just agree to surrender we could finally declare victory for diplomacy.”
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Can someone tell me why washing machine minutes and real world minutes are not even fucking close to being the same?
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Yupp. Dette tenkte jeg også
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Fellas!!!! We have a fella here stuck on 600 followers!!! @nockeln
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Seven years since the tweet that changed my life forever…
During the last round of trollgate, people said that I should be banned from posting photos of myself because I’m too ugly. So I’d just like to commemorate the occasion with these 3 selfies... 📸😉👋🏻
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Alfred retweeted
Never forget.
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The disgraced son of Norway’s new queen will be allowed to leave house arrest despite a recent rape conviction so that he can attend the funeral of the late King Harald V. Marius Borg Hoiby, who was born from a relationship before Queen Mette-Marit married King Haakon, was sentenced in June to four years in prison after being found guilty of committing two rapes. 🔗: telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2…
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