@AlfredCarcieri

Amateur Koala Wrangler & Smart Ass, Originally from New England.

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Joined August 2011
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Being a catty gay man, Tim Curry is of course trying to upstage Dolly Parton. #RIP
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Luis J. Gomez
@luisjgomezAug 18
Ready Player One isn’t talked about enough. So good.
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I haven’t been to Medical School, but I feel like a Doctor pleading the 5th over 100 times isn’t a great sign.
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ZAMidnightSpookshow
@ZASpookshowApr 7
Low pressure, fun days at work? Getting to play your songs instead of swinging a hammer? Yeah go entertain old ladies, make a few bucks, and pay for your kids colleges. Nothing wrong with being a working artist. Let’s stop being so shitty to one another.
Vince Langman
@LangmanVinceApr 6
Wow! "Sugar Ray" is doing gigs at pavilions in theme parks. Sad!
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I’ll bet it still whips the Llama’s ass
⭕ Brock Pierson
@brockpiersonMar 14
Did you personally use the greatest audio player of alltime?
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⭕ Brock Pierson
@brockpiersonMar 14
Did you personally use the greatest audio player of alltime?
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It’s a bad night to be balls #UFC326
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ຸ@icumaestheticsFeb 27
How the FUCK did a generation raised on South Park and Family Guy become so offended by everything?
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Kat Marie
@GoddesskatmarieFeb 26
The worst kind of hypocrisy is the kind that uses moral language for social currency
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Crack Amico
@CrackAmicoRAP27 Sep 2025
RIYADH MONEY (feat. Bill Burr)
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Jim Norton
@JimNorton19 Sep 2025
It's fascinating to watch to polar opposite ideologies play hot potato with the 'who's more full of shit when it comes to free speech' question.
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For real fuck this movie. I want my two hours back.
Alfred Carcieri@AlfredComic5 Jan 2025
Wow Heretic is bad. And dumb, so dumb. But also very bad. I mean I really can’t stress this enough, it’s bad. And dumb. I want my two hours back.
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Quigley Down Under
cinesthetic.
@TheCinesthetic28 Dec 2024
What’s a movie you love that you swear no one ever talks about like the world has forgotten it?
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Surely you can’t be serious! #RIP
TMZ
@TMZ26 Nov 2024
'Airplane!' and 'Naked Gun' Creator Jim Abrahams Dead at 80 | Click to read more 👇 tmz.me/Irvkx2V
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Yeah the bullet points at the beginning of an even shittier Red Dawn remake.
Jack Murphy@JackMurphyRGR18 Oct 2024
The battle lines for something far bigger than Ukraine are currently being drawn across the globe.
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#TheLastDriveIn #Nightmareathon Set Up #MutantFam @therealjoebob @kinky_horror
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10 seconds in and we already got boobs, it’s gonna be a gonna be a good night! #TheLastDriveIn
Shudder
@Shudder30 Aug 2024
Grab your coffee! ☕️ We're celebrating 6 years and 6 seasons with @therealjoebob by diving into 6 spine-chilling movies. #TheLastDriveIn NIGHTMAREATHON kicks off TONIGHT at 9pm ET on Shudder TV.
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Dave Smith
@ComicDaveSmith30 Jul 2024
I thought your husband being accused of rape by six women was weird.
Hillary Clinton
@HillaryClinton29 Jul 2024
If Republican leaders don't enjoy being called weird, creepy, and controlling, they could try not being weird, creepy, and controlling.
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Pereira has gotta be the most devastating striker as a LHW Champion since Liddell. #UFC303 #UFC
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That was the most amateur looking world title fight I’ve seen in YEARS. #UFC297 #UFC
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