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damn papa

Beaumont, CA
Joined November 2011
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who just opened a dr pepper i heard it
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spongebob wouldn’t even fw some of yall fr … but he’d hangout with me bc my heart is pure and i like to laugh a lot
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Some of my coworkers should really not eat yogurt. These mfs try scooping their spoon to another layer of the cup and snack their lips so hard.
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me trying to stay awake at work after eating lunch
having a job is cool but everydayyy???
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My husband just got home from being on a work trip for the past 5 days. I pretty much dumped every thought that I’ve had in my head for those 5 days and I think I broke him. He looks exhausted 😭😂
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19 years.. just heard my back crack from being geriatric
'High School Musical' premiered 19 years ago 🥲
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Idk how Gabriela hasn’t folded and gone back
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Can the eagles plz not score anymore touchdowns bc my husband just bit my ass cheek in excitement…
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this reminds me of the spongebob episode where its prom and he has these long ass legs
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let’s what??????
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I still can’t believe this is my reality
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I’d do anything to feel my daughters kicks again
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Pregnancy is rough, idk how people have so many kids
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It's Sunday again and I'm not at a farmers market with the loml, holding hands and buying fresh fruits and vegetables......sigh
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I got so lucky with my MIL. She just let me know she’s bringing us dinner and groceries when we get back home from Japan 🥺
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All I can think about is Chic Fil a and In n Out right now…. It’s 4:44 am out here rn 😭😭😭
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I’ve been awake for almost 24 hours and my day still isn’t gonna end for another 3-4 hours 😭
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I just saw a homeless man carrying a bowling ball and threw it in the street lmfao Life isn’t real
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