My favorite past time is listening to boomers jokingly complain about everything

Zumba is low key a cult

Vegas is an armpit and I don’t understand why people come here for a good weekend

Salt and pepper on a tomato got me feeling like

Being on gardentok is my favorite thing

The worst time to leave your house is at 3pm if you live by a school

My bf has turned me into a plant parent and now I look forward to seeing my garden every morning to see what progress we have 🥺

I hope my kids go to college so I can go to the college bars with them

Coming close to 1 year of owning my house and I still can’t believe that I’m the owner of something so valuable

Nothing beats drinking a nice coffee and gardening in the morning 😌

This week has shown me that a child just does not fit in my schedule

60 hrs of pto, I have to plan a vacation 🥴

I bought a 70” tv and I have no regrets

Any recipe I see that consists of cream cheese or ranch powder automatically disqualified

I’m so tired and stressed anything will make me cry 🥺

I now understand why people wake up so early on Saturdays to garden, this stuff is hard in the afternoons 🥵

We love a supportive mother, she bought me a drink/wine fridge for alcohol 👏🏽

SD this weekend and I couldn’t be happier 😎

Taking a ceramics class strictly to make a pants pot got my succulents #IYKYK

Only 13 min into housewives and I’m already tipsy