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Actor/Writer/Comic.🇬🇧🇨🇾. INSTAGRAM: alexandertheo TIKTOK: alexandertheocomedy

London, England
Joined July 2009
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it’s killing me because this game just made me realise how dogshit arsenal really are
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Arsenal fans, how does it feel to be the smallest dick fans in the entire world. Most plastic club in the Premier League. TikTok generation ass club. Algorithm ass, mainstream choice. Matcha sipping, new kit every season. Half your fanbase exists because they want to feel included in UK football culture outside of a World Cup or just because they liked a few KSI videos back before he was washed. Absolute nothing club.
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BIG BROTHER LET FRANKIE KNOW ARSENAL BEAT LIVERPOOL AT ANFIELD TODAY 1 NIL. HE WILL BE BUZZING.
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What a win. BUZZING!
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Live in a world where my team is now so good we get criticised for the manner of a win at Anfield What a life 😭
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I like that this game is so far disproving the myth that we’re boring to watch We are if the other team parks the bus Not if they play with balls like Liverpool Great game so far
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Honestly, Madueke has been fucking brilliant this first half.
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Great tackle by timber. Foul given. LOL.
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Madueke has been brilliant.
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How has Nyoni avoided a booking… This is what is meant by officials not doing enough to protect players.
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Still no yellow for another foul. Wow.
Not even a yellow for a foul on odegaard with studs… wild.
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Not even a yellow for a foul on odegaard with studs… wild.
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Only just managed to get around to watching last nights Big Brother. For Lynx to open up about Body Dysmorphia was a brilliant moment and him opening up could help a few people with similar issues realise they're not alone. #BBUK
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Lynx & Twinks conversation is so special btw. This is what Big Brother is really about to me. 👏 #BBUK
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Can’t stand either of them. But spurs genuinely deserve that goal. Chelsea have been awful. Palmer was lucky to be on before this red, justice was served there.
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How I’m planning to spend the rest of the year
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Remembering Chance Perdomo on his Birthday. He would’ve turned 30 years old today.
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Konsa has been absolutely incredible. What a player.
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THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT, YESSSS MADUEKEEEE FULLY DESERVES IT.
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That’s now 12 points in just 7 games Man City have gained from referee/officiating match fixing ’errors’ It’s so disgustingly corrupt you have to laugh or else you’ll cry 🤣
“MAD, INFURIATING IN FACT!” 😡 Gary O'Neil on wrongly flagged Ipswich offsides against Man City
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