Alex from MySpace

I thought John Wick was a great fiction movie - then I got a dog.

Oh, @smivadee - when are we getting the band back together?

Me when I saw that device on the table... #GoogleHome #GooglePixel10

Don't step to me.

... and paying 20 bucks a month to listen to an album I've owned since 1997. Worth it.

Explaining this my mother was a chore.

We ate good, brother.

There will never be a world in which Mark B & Blade didn't eat the whole fucking plate with this one.

The 'medley bowl' is probably my favourite meal right now. Packing a lot of healthy bits with a few slices of chorizo. Slaps. Recommend.

Owning a dog be like;

Got booked for a weekend in Essex as The Grinch. If I didn't do another booking this year, I'd still make more than the entirety of a busy December on the Isle of Wight when I had a useless agent. Whole cruise paid for in 1 day. Madness.

This will never not be funny. @VirginVoyages needs an entire Griffin & Jones ship.

Ok. I'm now almost mostly happy with the code setup. Now I just need to add 40/70 more things and stuff.

@TheAspieWorld @WWWYFest @AmericanHiFi

Do I need it? No. Can I have it. Yes.

K. Fine. I'm up.