@AlexTheAlky

Single Daddy, Can't grow beard, game lover, car lover, Full time worker, Car painter, 70% Sober, Mamas boy, HBO Binger, Adept Movie quoter, Master Cuddler.

 Tucson, AZ
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Joined November 2015
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I support M.G.A.A. "Make Gas Affordable Again"
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If you're not their password, or the reason they drink and write sad poetry... you're not the one.
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You took my fire away. Maybe if I can get it back I'll smile again.
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You don't wanna be what I need, but you are. So I'm just sitting here slowly dying.
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When I get paid I go broke so fast it's as if the money never went into my account.
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Have money, and love you for who you are? A porn star?? 馃槵 #az #tucson #dating
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Do you like hot sauce and tuna salad? I do.
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Supposed to be some severe storms today, but what a nice view #Tucson #az
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"Already pregnant, What's the worst thing that can happen?" Pregnant Baby #Az #Dating #tucson
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Training Day <2026> Alonzo owes the Russians 1 million dollars. Or he dies. Eva Mendez has a OF She gives Alonzo the money Roll Credits
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I'm still just going to the Gym to try to look good for Val Kilmer.
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I'm gonna wear a "Cowboys" shirt when I kill myself. That way there won't be any questions.
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My Spotify A.I. DJ went rogue, and now it's playing all the shit that it knows I hate.
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When the road of life gets a little rocky, eat some rocky road.
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That's a new one #dating #tucson #az
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Financial Status: Cooking ramen in my underwear and some boiling water splashed onto my front 馃槵
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New flying cars and my thought was NOW we can play Rocket League.
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Currently watching #Scream7 I told my son to try to guess who the killer is and we'll see who is right at the end.
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No thanks Elon, Ima have to go with the cheaper option:
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Day 5 It's real easy not to drink when you're broke.
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I keep finishing the shows that I Love. Then I just take turns restarting them, and the cycle hasn't stopped.
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