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Joined October 2025
He deserves more credit for this 😭😭😭
Reporter: "Is it hard not to try to be Deshaun [Watson] when you're out there?" Browns QB Jacoby Brissett: "Oh, it is very easy for me not to be Deshaun. Trust me."
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It's funny how Greg Abbott and Ken Paxton are running on "Fixing Texas" when the Republicans have controlled the entire state for 30 goddamn years
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This is the least surprising thing ever. @CGJXXIII spit on me last year when we beat Chicago
#Bills DB C.J. Gardner-Johnson has been ejected, and it appears he may have spit on a #Raiders player.
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Boomers are a fucking disease. In 20 years Texas will be solid blue that’s great
Age, not gender, is SPLITTING Texas. U.S. Senate, Texas likely voters 🔵18-29 - Talarico 74, Paxton 22 🔵30-44 - Talarico 61, Paxton 29 🔴45-64 - Paxton 46, Talarico 41 🔴65+ - Paxton 58, Talarico 38
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Guy who said we would have coast to coast self driving cars in 2019 and 1 million robotaxis in 2020 says advertisers aren't allowed to overstate claims anymore. 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣 LOL 😆 😂 🤣 😅 😄
Going forward, all advertising on 𝕏 will be subject to a reasonable esthetic standard. Advertisers who post ads that are ugly, shrill, strident or overstate claims about their product will be barred from advertising.
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Wow… is this true @elonmusk ?
EXCLUSIVE: Elon Musk approached Donald Trump with the idea of slowing down Starlink in Ukraine, The Telegraph can reveal. The billionaire tech entrepreneur approached the US president with the proposal to introduce speed limits on the system, which hampered Ukraine’s drone defences, according to four sources familiar with the discussions. 🔗 telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2…
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A lot of my timeline last night were a bunch of suckers who fell for this very expensive parlor trick without asking any questions, and it's quite disappointing, to be honest
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Holy fuck this entire app is just an ad for this stupid fucking flying car. Get ts off my feed.
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I'm so tired of this retard. An administration of nothing but boomer Facebook memes
JUST IN: U.S. Treasury official encourages Americans to buy rolls of Trump $1 coins & use them at "liberal coffee shops."
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Alex retweeted
My take on the new Tesla roadster is that not enough data centers have been bombed in Russia The TL is insufferable
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Americans instead of just building a metro
Turns out the future does have flying cars
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Replying to @MKBHD
No price. Not safe enough for a human driver. It's another puff. 💨
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all of sports twitter logging in to dunk on the dodgers
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This being the last great wwe tag team titles feud 🥲
2023 was last good year in WWE.
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The Los Angeles Dodgers spent a billion dollars on their roster and couldn’t win a single game against a tiny band of booze merchants in Wisconsin.
THE NATIONAL LEAGUE PENNANT IS COMING HOME TO MILWAUKEE #WinOurWay
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Boss told me to be patient about getting a raise
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Texans deserve answers about why their bills keep going up, why our public schools are struggling, and why billionaires are running this state. Greg Abbott is hiding from his record and he's hiding from the people of Texas.
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its fucking 85 degrees in October but you go ahead and generate this unfunny bullshit, sister ✌️
wanda maximoff after everyone kept telling her that her children weren’t real
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“If Greg Abbott is not man enough to debate me then he isn’t man enough to be the Governor of Texas” - Gina Hinojosa at the Debate
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became an adult in the $80 full tank, $2,500 apartment, $20 chipotle burrito era
people born in 1990-2006, how’s life?
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