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hangin with @AlexStypula just chillin shirtless watchin criterion collection shit like bros do at 2:25 am
I don’t have the courage to quit Twitter on my own so I’ll give this a try:
Elon Musk is a deeply terrible person who is actively making the world a worse place. Truth and decency are a cancer to him.
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Whether it's liberals interrupting a Supreme Court Justice's dessert, or conservatives shooting at FBI agents, both sides have a civility problem.
I’ve been obsessed with shipwreck documentaries for a couple months, just have been dunno why, but now it seems like maybe it’s the only way I can make sense of what’s happening in this fucked up country
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Toad ran to Frog's house. ‘Frog, Frog,’ cried Toad, ‘taste these cookies that I have made.’
I know you can’t really choose your own nickname but I’m still upset no one in middle school would call me ‘Beautiful Grandfather’ like I wanted them to
I’m so complicated, on the one hand I enjoy doing certain things, but on the other hand I pretty much hate doing anything at all
I got a dog a few months ago. She’s a real wily sort, so we enrolled her in obedience class. To my great surprise (and delight), the sole objective of the class is to teach her to yield milk again after having been spayed. Whom rescued whom?
My mom had a colonoscopy and endoscopy today and I am very sad to say the cameras don’t meet in the middle
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We wanted to know how and why Vladimir Putin may be shifting tactics in the war in Ukraine. So we talked with four unvaccinated police officers at a Carrabba's in Toms River.
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Opinion | I was a lifelong liberal Democrat. Then beavers built a dam in the the backyard of my country house in Saugerties.




