@AlexMueller23

Wazzu alum. Mariners/Sonics/Seahawks/Kraken fan. Husband. Dog Dad. No DMs. I follow Cougs (and Beavs these days) #GoCougs

 Spokane Valley, WA
Joined May 2023
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My wife: “Alex stop trying to speak Italian to the waiter, it’s Olive Garden for god sakes and the words you’re saying are wrong” Me every time the waiter asks if I want more bread:
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Holy shit
Ryan Divish
@RyanDivish9 Jun 2024
With Ty France banged up, Tyler Locklear is on his way to Kansas City tonight and will be put on the roster tomorrow.
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Another mediocre 18 in the books
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The first of many golf course @OlCrimsonLager . Go Cougs
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I’m glad I’m not watching this game
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Sam Vecenie
@Sam_Vecenie8 Jun 2024
I don't think Kyle Smith and that staff at Washington State have gotten nearly enough credit this year for finding two ridiculously impressive late-bloomers physically in Isaac Jones and Jaylen Wells that might end up getting drafted after one year in Pullman.
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Crub
@CrubTV7 Jun 2024
The Plain White Ts reacting to Drake covering Hey There Delilah in a fake Jamaican accent genuinely looks like NASA watching The Challenger disaster I’m crying man
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Bryce Harper might be my favorite non Mariner and it’s not particularly close. Dude rules
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75% of our fanbase on him though
Eric Cross
@EricCrossMLB8 Jun 2024
Julio Rodriguez, last 13 games... 54 PA, .327/.389/.510, 3 HR, 5 SB #TridentsUp
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Not me
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Nick@seahawksnerd758 Jun 2024
Darius Slayton
@Young_Slay28 Jun 2024
when people say “for Pete’s sake” who is Pete?
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I…I actually do this one
Trident True
@TridentTrue8 Jun 2024
Who says no?
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Emerson and Celestin have higher ceilings than Young, Harry will never have the value he has now again, and I think we all can agree it’s gonna take a lot for Hancock to ever become even a mid rotation starter
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Two days. Six season bests. One All-American decathlete. Always a Coug. Lee Fox Walburn. #GoCougs // #NCAATF
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Well at least one team didn’t blow an 8 run lead tonight.
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Jewell Loyd is on one again
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Love this on a mariners off day
Minor League Baseball
@MiLB8 Jun 2024
Their power is NUTS! @Mariners top 10 prospects Michael Arroyo and Lazaro Montes crush back-to-back homers for the @ModestoNuts.
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I’m telling myself it’s Karma for taking Ryan Bliss out
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Three straight years of doing that. Why do the Royals turn into the Monstars against us every fucking year
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Me every Mariners game in Kansas fucking City, Missouri
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Lmfao….kill me
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